Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In the two years I've been here, I'm realizing a horrible truth
about women on this site: Once most of you hit a certain age, you
cease to be open to anything new. That age is obviously not the
same for everyone, but it happens.
You have your life and your routines all set up, your weekly
meetings with your friends etc, and you're resistant to
I get that. So look: can we just spend a fun day together and
simply enjoy each other's company? Activity partners.
I'm not looking to have kids, so that eliminates about 90% of
I'm kindof solitary, and I measure my friendships in terms of
quality, not quantity. I don't like crowds. I like tranquility. I
I'm considered weird by some standards. I feel like an
I don't gravitate towards the spotlight. I'm an observer.
I've seen more than my share in life, I've worked in nightclubs,
and yes I'm jaded and sometimes snarky and sarcastic.
If you're typical, then we aren't a match.
But if you challenge the status quo....
We will get along if you're just as uncomfortable with humanity as
I am. If you have had the kind of life where you've learned to
Example? If the subway drives you crazy, it's always crowded and
always late, you take your destiny into your own hands and start
bicycling to work.
Meaning you don't complain (much), you just find solutions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Confusion is the first step towards enlightenment."
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My 'Jewish Wolverine' beard.
Or maybe my paisley ties.
Or maybe my hand on your ass.
Look. We all want the same things in life: To be appreciated and to
be showered with attention, to feel attractive, and hot tantric
orgasmic sex. And hopefully spend the rest of our days riding into
the proverbial mythical sunset with that one person.
This is all just a pretense to find someone who we find attractive
(which is entirely subjective) and hopefully not as set in their
crazy pathology that they are open enough to trust and allow
someone else into their increasingly lonely lives.
So instead this has become a 'grass is always greener'
supermarket where 'someone better' MIGHT be around the
This is your mantra, your conviction: You REFUSE to settle for
Just enjoy the moment.
The world unfolds as it should.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Jon Stewart/Daily Show online.
I have no TV.
I listen to music that's emotional or sets moods. I can't tolerate
the dreck that is popular music.
I'll turn you on to obscure wondrous emotional thought-provoking
mood-setting aural pleasures.
I'm waiting for someone to watch all those acclaimed shows with.
Breaking Bad, OitNB, etc. I can't bring myself to do these weeklong
Let's get popcorn, order in, wear footsie pajamas, cuddle, drink
wine, snuggle, hold hands, make out... You know. Things couples do
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Naps. Alone or with friends.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching the parade of lonely crazy female singles on OKC while
eating chocolate chip cookie dough alone at my kitchen table.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got sent back from London when I was 18.
I drive a 20 year old magenta Geo Tracker with flower stickers. I'm
comfortable with my sexuality.
I'm not really this bitter. I'm actually optimistic and a hopeful
My glass isn't half-full. It's overflowing and I'm going to spill
some on you and then slowly lick it off.
I have another profile.
(whether it's funnier is up for interpretation.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Be OPEN. Can you let down your wall and not immolate me for the
trespasses of your old relationships?
You also want to rant to me. My specialty is Woody Allen-esque
You want to break out of the box. Or you want me to do hot sensuous
things to yours.
You question life and cultures and religions and why things are the
way they are.
You believe you're weird or quirky. And you're OK with that or
You're not afraid to break free of the pressures and cultural
values from previous generations. Or you already have and you're
Who are you looking for?
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