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99 Woodside, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–55
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Feb 20
White, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from space camp
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Other (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
In the two years I've been here, I'm realizing a horrible truth about women on this site: Once most of you hit a certain age, you cease to be open to anything new. That age is obviously not the same for everyone, but it happens.

You have your life and your routines all set up, your weekly meetings with your friends etc, and you're resistant to change.

I get that. So look: can we just spend a fun day together and simply enjoy each other's company? Activity partners.

I'm not looking to have kids, so that eliminates about 90% of you.

I'm kindof solitary, and I measure my friendships in terms of quality, not quantity. I don't like crowds. I like tranquility. I avoid drama.

I'm considered weird by some standards. I feel like an outsider.

I don't gravitate towards the spotlight. I'm an observer.

I've seen more than my share in life, I've worked in nightclubs, and yes I'm jaded and sometimes snarky and sarcastic.

If you're typical, then we aren't a match.

But if you challenge the status quo....

We will get along if you're just as uncomfortable with humanity as I am. If you have had the kind of life where you've learned to adapt.

Example? If the subway drives you crazy, it's always crowded and always late, you take your destiny into your own hands and start bicycling to work.
Meaning you don't complain (much), you just find solutions.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"Confusion is the first step towards enlightenment."

Some philosopher.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Existing alone.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My 'Jewish Wolverine' beard.
Or maybe my paisley ties.
Or maybe my hand on your ass.

Look. We all want the same things in life: To be appreciated and to be showered with attention, to feel attractive, and hot tantric orgasmic sex. And hopefully spend the rest of our days riding into the proverbial mythical sunset with that one person.

This is all just a pretense to find someone who we find attractive (which is entirely subjective) and hopefully not as set in their crazy pathology that they are open enough to trust and allow someone else into their increasingly lonely lives.
So instead this has become a 'grass is always greener' supermarket where 'someone better' MIGHT be around the corner.
This is your mantra, your conviction: You REFUSE to settle for less.

Just enjoy the moment.
The world unfolds as it should.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Jon Stewart/Daily Show online.
I have no TV.
I listen to music that's emotional or sets moods. I can't tolerate the dreck that is popular music.
I'll turn you on to obscure wondrous emotional thought-provoking mood-setting aural pleasures.

I'm waiting for someone to watch all those acclaimed shows with. Breaking Bad, OitNB, etc. I can't bring myself to do these weeklong marathons alone.
Let's get popcorn, order in, wear footsie pajamas, cuddle, drink wine, snuggle, hold hands, make out... You know. Things couples do together.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A bicycle
Naps. Alone or with friends.
A camera
Your enthusiasm.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching the parade of lonely crazy female singles on OKC while eating chocolate chip cookie dough alone at my kitchen table.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I got sent back from London when I was 18.

I drive a 20 year old magenta Geo Tracker with flower stickers. I'm comfortable with my sexuality.

I'm not really this bitter. I'm actually optimistic and a hopeful romantic. Cha-Ching!
My glass isn't half-full. It's overflowing and I'm going to spill some on you and then slowly lick it off.

I have another profile. <---(click)
(whether it's funnier is up for interpretation.)
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Be OPEN. Can you let down your wall and not immolate me for the trespasses of your old relationships?

You also want to rant to me. My specialty is Woody Allen-esque commiseration.

You want to break out of the box. Or you want me to do hot sensuous things to yours.

You question life and cultures and religions and why things are the way they are.

You believe you're weird or quirky. And you're OK with that or not.

You're not afraid to break free of the pressures and cultural values from previous generations. Or you already have and you're feeling alone.