You have absolutely no originality, you're all 'foodies,' you're all adventurous, you all read the same books, listen to the same music, watch the same TV shows and movies.
You're all 'laid back,' 'love to laugh,' 'down to earth,' 'easygoing,' 'works hard plays hard,' 'glass half-full,' ad nauseum. You 'hate writing about yourself.' You 'don't know what to say in your profile.'
And... your biggest secret is that you're on a dating site.
You all think you're funny. You claim to make your friends laugh.
Except NONE of you are funny in your profile. Go ahead, crack a joke. I'm waiting.
Some of you actually believe you're AWESOME!! Or "Kind of a big deal."
Some of you think this is Facebook, and see absolutely nothing wrong with posting photos of your kids.
On. A. Dating. Site.
Or you post photos with hot men. So? Why are you not dating the hot men instead?
(FYI, guys don't want to see you with another guy. Again, this is not Facebook, or you're not over your ex. Or you don't know how to use image-editing software.)
Seriously, do you want to see a guy surrounded by hot babes in bikinis or skintight dresses?
You go on vacation to the exact same places. (Machu Picchu anyone?)
You take your boring photos in front of Landmark X and then you run timidly back to your Americanized isolated air-conditioned hotel with the rest of your little group before the bugs get you.
You even skydive from the same airplane WITH THE SAME INSTRUCTOR. He photobombs every snapshot.
So something must be INCREDIBLY wrong with you women because I'm pretty sure guys are doing the same thing on the other side, writing identical profiles. Saying the same boring things. Going to the same boring places. Watching the same sports. Posing with their ex's. "Living life to the fullest."
So what's the problem here? Why are you all so identical and yet single?
Maybe it's time you change your perspective and approach on dating.
....Why don't you start by meeting me for coffee and telling me YOUR pet peeves?