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brokenblues

29 / F / Straight / Single

Littleton, Colorado

Her Details

Last Online
May 22
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m).
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Pisces and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Sales / Marketing / Biz Dev
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Japanese (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a fish... a pirate fish.
But they thought my essay was too short, so I guess I have to say more.
Okae.
I'm a secret spy fish. Pirate secret spy fish. I drew a boat once. And I have an online comic about pirates. Which may or may not be about fish pirates. ... okae, it's not.

...this is harder than I thought.
I majored in art. Started in Metal-smithing, but finished in Fibers (aka weaving). Minored in Japanese.
I was a boyscout camp leader for a few summers in college. If girls could get merit badges- I would have them all. I taught English for 2 years in Japan, volunteered for 2 years at the Smithsonian in DC in the archives, and now work for the family business while learning accounting... which I am horrible at.

I am told I say "Sorry" and "Thank-you" too much. I'm the girl who agonizes over using plastic bags in the grocery store because I forgot all of my reusable ones at home.

I love movies. All kinds of movies. At home. In pajamas. With hot cocoa. My favorite is "The Russian Ark," followed by "Constantine." It doesn't have to make sense. I do not watch TV, but I sometimes spend entire weekends watching a TV series on DVD. Like Scrubs. or Dr. Who.

I like books, but reading is detrimental and causes lack of sleep. I just finished my first Tolstoy and it still hurts... but I love anything from Harry Potter to Robert Penn Warren to Shakespeare. English was always my best subject.

My biggest regret in life is not being active. I walked and biked everywhere in Japan and loved it. Here, I hardly get to more exotic places than my desk and my bed at night. I'd love to get out more... would love to re-learn to hike and bike and return to skiing. I would love to get rid of my car and do everything by hand. My current life does not lend well to that philosophy, but I'm working my way towards a sustainable, more green, and back-woods way of life. I want chickens! And I love to can fruit.

I doodle on everything.

I'm a certified Sommelier. That doesn't mean anything to me, but does it explain all the drinking? I hope so.

I go abroad once a year for business. I love language. I'd learn them all if I could.

I am, regrettably, very crafty, and artsy, and one of those "I want to do everything myself" kind of people. I like fixing things and making everything better. My dream home would be an old Victorian or Bungalow fixed up with modern appliances. I like to make/sew clothes- which I know is not usually considered to be a datable trait in this century- but I have never had a guy friend that didn't want me to sew him a halloween costume. I make good pirate coats.

I'm honestly looking for a friend that may or may not become a boyfriend- is that what dating is? I'm not sure anymore. I am incredibly awkwardly shy at first, and can't speak straight... ever, but I would like to meet people around my age despite this flaw.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm gonna rule over the all the fish in the world.
I’m really good at
Drawing fish.
The six things I could never do without
Fish Tartar Sauce Seaweed Salt water Ocean Monofilliment
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You're a fish... who has made it all the way through this bio and still wants to know more about this fish. Fishy.