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Eventually I think I'd like to be a dad, and maybe I'd like to see Machu Picchu someday. I want to travel more.
I need to find someone who's good at using cling wrap, because I am absolute garbage with that stuff.
People notice that I smile a lot, and the music in my head never shuts off. I'm also typically in a RELENTLESSLY good mood, and everything is exciting...I'm kind of a puppy.
I don't watch much TV, but I've enjoyed Archer, House, Scrubs, The Office, Parks and Rec, and a few others. Watch Sherlock with me and we'll be friends forever.
My absolute favorite book series is the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. I also really like Scott Pilgrim. Sherlock Holmes stories are good, too, and I think almost everyone in my generation likes Harry Potter.
Music...not even gonna get into detail because there's so much, but as a quick overview I like jazz and classic rock the most, with a soft spot for 90s alternative, and I have a hard time resisting anything acoustic.
Food...I dunno. I have very Americanized tastes, though Italian food also works for me. I don't care for Mexican or Chinese food, but I don't begrudge anyone who does like them (I'm actually working on this...had my first quesadilla recently!). In general I try to eat pretty healthy, though.
What I want to eat.
What kind of superpower I would want (apparently the one I have is "making weird but apt analogies").
Exit routes if the apocalypse happens.
What I could have possibly come into this room for because hell if I remember.
Why more mammals don't have belly buttons.
Seriously, why the shit am I in this room again?
What songs would make good swing covers.
In other news for this section, is there anyone who DOESN'T do their best thinking in the shower?
Unless it's something I have a specific aversion to ("heights" comes to mind), I'm willing to do whatever you want! I rarely have non-negotiable plans, so I'm happy to just roll with whatever happens.
I also have to admit that I'll admit almost anything. There are very few questions I won't answer, which has surprised a lot of people who ask something personal, thinking I won't answer. Let's just say I've made some faces turn red.
If you're clever or funny (or even "bad at trying to be funny" which can be amazingly cute).
If you think the Charmin bear family needs to reevaluate their personal boundaries.
If you can play a mean game of Tetris or Dr. Mario.
If I said, "LET'S GET DOWN TO BUSINESS," and you'd know what to sing next.
If you don't understand why the word "messenger" has an 'n' in it when the word "message" doesn't. 'Cause I don't understand that either. You don't send a "messenge". Damn, English, you scary.
If it bothers you that Earth, Wind & Fire doesn't use an Oxford comma.
If you're the only one who can prevent wildfires. Smokey told me I was and that's a lot of Goddamn pressure. Apparently I've been doing a shitty job out west. Thanks for making me feel bad, you dick of a bear.
Lastly, if you think we'd resonate with one another. Do you think I'd like you, and do you think I wouldn't annoy the piss outta you? Message away!