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bronzebeat

25 Lansing, MI Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:33am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hey. I'm Mike. People like me. You should probably like me too.

Skip on down to the bottom if you're not the reading type.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I work for the government, have my own apartment, and I'm trying to start an oldschool big band. I'm absolute rubbish at golf but I still try to get out. Ukuleles are fun. I haven't thought it out much past that. Just taking it as it comes, you know?

Eventually I think I'd like to be a dad, and maybe I'd like to see Machu Picchu someday.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
My biggest talent lies in performance. I'm very confident on stage, love making people laugh, and as a jazzman I can swing with the best of 'em. I'm also good at dancing in my living room, making macaroni and cheese (reason #371 that I could be a good parent someday), singing too loud in the elevator, and being just silly enough to be adorable.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I'm a magnificent specimen of what humanity can achieve. Just kidding.

(But seriously)

People notice that I smile a lot, and the music in my head never shuts off. I'm also typically in a RELENTLESSLY good mood, and everything is exciting...I'm kind of a puppy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Oh, man. I am SUCH a sucker for the whole "movies/cuddling" thing, you don't even know. My favorite movie is Singin' in the Rain, but I know it's not for everyone. I'm also a big fan of the Marvel superhero movies (Tony Stark, you're my hero), 80s flicks, comedy, and...well, almost anything, really.

I don't watch much TV, but I've enjoyed Archer, House, Scrubs, The Office, and a few others.

My absolute favorite book series is the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. I also really like Scott Pilgrim. Sherlock Holmes is good, too, and I think almost everyone in my generation likes Harry Potter.

Music...not even gonna get into detail because there's so much, but as a quick overview I like jazz and classic rock the most, with a soft spot for 90s alternative, and I have a hard time resisting anything acoustic.

Food...I dunno. I have very Americanized tastes, though Italian food also works for me. I don't care for Mexican or Chinese food, but I don't begrudge anyone who does like them (I'm actually working on this...had my first quesadilla recently!). In general I eat pretty healthy, though.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Six absolute necessities...hmm. Hygiene stuff, I guess? And some sort of musical outlet. There really isn't anything else I can think of that's make or break for me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future.
What I want to eat.
What kind of superpower I would want (apparently the one I have is "making weird but apt analogies").
Exit routes if the apocalypse happens.
What I could have possibly come into this room for because hell if I remember.
Why more mammals don't have belly buttons.
Seriously, why the shit am I in this room again?
What songs would make good swing covers.

In other news for this section, is there anyone who DOESN'T do their best thinking in the shower?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
There is no "typical". I tend to stick to myself if left to my own devices, but as long as I'm free I will very rarely turn down an invitation to do what-the-hell-ever.

Unless it's something I have a specific aversion to ("heights" comes to mind), I'm willing to do whatever you want! I rarely have non-negotiable plans, so I'm happy to just roll with whatever happens.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Despite being a responsible adult, I get scatterbrained when I'm flustered, which is really embarrassing.

I also have to admit that I'll admit almost anything. There are very few questions I won't answer, which has surprised a lot of people who ask something personal, thinking I won't answer. Let's just say I've made some faces turn red.
You should message me if
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If you're passionate. About something, anything. What's your reason to get up in the morning?

If you're clever or funny (or even "bad at trying to be funny" which can be amazingly cute).

If you think the Charmin bear family needs to reevaluate their personal boundaries.

If you can play a mean game of Tetris or Dr. Mario.

If you don't understand why the word "messenger" has an 'n' in it when the word "message" doesn't. 'Cause I don't understand that either. Damn, English, you scary.

If you're the only one who can prevent wildfires. Smokey told me I was and that's a lot of Goddamn pressure. Apparently I've been doing a shitty job out west. Thanks for making me feel bad, you dick of a bear.

Lastly, if you think we'd resonate with one another. Do you think I'd like you, and do you think I wouldn't annoy the piss outta you? Message away!

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