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bronzeexcuses

29 F Cleveland, OH

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 5″ (1.65m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Has a kid
Pets
Dislikes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Single mother
Swears like a sailor
I can get along with a brick wall.
I like terrible movies
I like documentaries on things that make people uncomfortable
I like forensic books and true crime.
I have too many books on cannibalism and serial killers...be warned

I used to try and take this seriously and it's gotten me...well still here. So fuck it. Lets try being vague.

I have a weakness for men with *Good tattoos.
I have a weakness for men with beards.
I have a weakness for men who can dance.
I have a weakness for men who can make me laugh.
I have a weakness for men who are tall.

You fit those qualities or even just one of them?

I am level headed, outgoing, and a sweetheart
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Wouldn't you like to know.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Tetris! I can beat anyone at tetris.
Dancing, lets go.
Speaking as eloquently as a trucker
I am also a professional hand holder I even have a phd in it. True story just ask me about it.

I am a wonderful baker
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
It's obvious, my tattoos but after that they notice how big my smile is. Also my laugh, it's very contagious.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Favorite book-Rant or Snuff by chuck palahniuk

Movies-Anything horror,or drama or documentary those are deffinitely my favorite...but my all time favorite is Home alone!

Music-alkaline trio,dashboard confessional,modest mouse,the knife,passion pit, crystal castles,The Xx,Frank Sinatra, Justin Timberlake, it varies from day to day

Tv- The following,Girls,Game of thrones, Grey's anatomy,I survived, American Horror story, Walking dead, orange is the new black,boardwalk empire, new girl,sons of anarchy, the walking dead.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My son
2. Music
3. Knowledge
4.Books
5.My toothbrush
6.Clean underwear.

seriously.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What the hell I'm going to cook for dinner
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
wishing someone would play uno with me
reading
Not at a bar.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Definitely go through a tube a chapstick once a month, I use it constantly
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–37
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Lets do this instead please DON'T message me if:

You're looking for just a casual sex relationship.
You're into any type of drug.
You're not okay with me being a parent.
You're incapable of going through a first date without touching your phone.

Please DO message me if-
You're not put off by me being a single mother
You want to go to flea markets and find weird things with me
You want to take road trips and sing along to modest mouse with me.
You want to turn on frank Sinatra and slow dance outside underneath the moon
You enjoy being happy
You're not an alcoholic or an addict