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bronzeorchidsac

28 San Leandro, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Today – 3:48pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.74m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Construction
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Might want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess this is the part where I denounce OKCupid and blame my membership on some whimsical (read: cynical) passing interest, but I am going to go the gauche route and admit that I actually like this site, insomuch as it doesn't offend me. So I am going to try to be sincere. Which I am sure will read as desperate and/or disingenuous to some of you. To which I say, sure, you got me, what ever shall I do now...

I am a man with millions of thoughts, thousands of opinions, hundreds of hobbies, tens of convictions and only a few friends.

I think I am pretty fluid man. I don't stress. I don't get angry. I have my opinions and I love to share them, but always as discourse, never as argument. I find no joy in embarrassing people, and wince when I see other people traffic in it. I am acutely aware of my flaws and minutely aware that I am unaware of a good portion of them. I aim to entertain but resent the obligation it breeds. I am intensely private (borderline selfish with my time) but I will share almost any story I have ever been a part of. I keep secrets. I love to create. I love to compete. I despise moral laziness (or anything that smacks of arbitrary) though I am fairly immoral and more than a little lazy at times. I am a Feminist with no caveats, vested interests or ulterior motives (though I imagine that is also exactly what I would say if I were a sociopath.) I am a comfortably independent person who has invested a lot of time and work into trying to maintain more than an iota of self-actualized integrity.

I dunno; I guess I'm just a dude who likes to talk but apparently has zero aptitude for self-summaries.

Nice to meet you.

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I just took a job here in the Bay a few months back. The dust is still heavy in the air so the closest thing to a "lifestyle" I have been able to develop is a routine that operates as a stand in.

So, for the time being, I am: reading, cooking, working and writing.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Telling tales.
Singing songs.
Free association.
Seemingly self-aggrandizing statements that only serve to confuse and/or irritate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
You tell me. Please. I have no idea.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I am a glutton for art and schlock so, in the hopes of not spending a whole evening listing things I enjoy, I am going to limit myself to 10/category, in no particular order.

Books: Delany, García Márquez, Keane, Atwood, de Bernières, Vonnegut, Foster Wallace, Saunders, Carol-Oates, Dick.

Shows: Hannibal, The Wire, Futurama, Archer, Tim & Eric's Bedtime Stories, Black Books, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Better Off Ted, Twin Peaks, True Detective.

Music (I am loathe to answer this, but here goes): Adrien Younge, Hiatus Kaiyote, D'Angelo, Little Dragon, Benji Hughes, Richard Swift, Dungen, Toro y Moi, Melody's Echo Chamber, and Georgia Anne Muldrow.

Food: anchovy, stinky cheeses, scotch, tzatziki, lavender, honey, hummus, fish sauce, chili paste, coffee

Ugh. That sucked.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Privacy/Solitude, or at least the illusion of it;
The opportunity to cook;
That big, bad bully Music;
An outlet (in both senses of the word);
A small handful of friends/family;
Hot, dry winds over wide, dusty hills.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I daydream. A lot.

I live entire lives out, daily.

I like it though. It helps fill me. It helps me maintain some sort of perspective. It makes for great damage control.

But yeah, I daydream a lot a lot.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Empirically...driving.

But typically TO something.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am going to ignore this question and instead, share an OKCupid anecdote.

Once upon a time I set up a female account here on OKCupid. Using stock photography, bits and pieces of people I know and my imagination, I managed to cook up the most unassuming, inoffensive, milquetoast personality possible. Seriously. One of her favorite movies was "Seabiscuit, but mostly for the music."

Two years and 10,000 disgusting propositions later, the joke/experiment turned sour.

I caught a (another) small glimpse of my privilege here on the Internet, and it made me feel icky, so I call the experiment a success.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If you feel so inclined? That's your call.

Also, bear in mind that your bigotry and/or troll behavior reeks. I am neither naive nor hungry enough to attempt to lambaste you over the Internet, but you stink. Good job.