EDIT: That description makes me look incredibly unpleasant and damn near unmanageable.
I am an incredibly fluid man. I don't stress. I don't get angry. I have my opinions and I love to share them, but always as discourse, never as argument. I find no joy in embarrassing people. I am acutely aware of my flaws and minutely aware that I am unaware of a good portion of them. I aim to entertain but resent the obligation it breeds. I love to create. I love to compete. I despise moral laziness though I am fairly immoral and more than a little lazy at times. I am a Feminist with no caveats, vested interests or ulterior motives (though I imagine that is also exactly what I would say if I were a sociopath.) I am a comfortably independent person who has invested a lot of work into trying to maintain more than an iota of self-actualized integrity.
I dunno; I guess I'm just a dude who likes to talk but apparently has zero aptitude for self-summaries.
Nice to meet you.