Once upon a time, I was born. A few years passed. Now I'm here.
Seriously though, what can I say here that isn't going to seem self-serving, or like I'm a used car salesman convincing you to buy a 1976 Dodge Dart with 194,000 miles on it?
Um. Not that I'm claiming to be old and worn out. Far from it.
My point is, if you have no intention of reading past my self-summary, nothing I'm going to say will convince you otherwise. However, if you do actually read my interests, you'll find out all you need to know about me.