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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 26-40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 1:47pm
Relationship Type
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Other and laughing about it
Working on Space camp
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I'm a goofball and adventurer.
What I’m doing with my life
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Taking a break from taking a break. I lived abroad for three years as an ESL teacher and moved to DC a year ago for grad school and to find my wonky dream job. My life is a bit chaotic at the moment in the best possible way, and I try not to take it too seriously.
I’m really good at
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Cooking amazing food and occasionally making amazing zingers
The first things people usually notice about me
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My piercing blue nipples
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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When I wasn't bombarded by grad school reading, I liked sci-fi and fantasy. Currently trying to finish the Gormenghast trilogy. I also like obscure history about things I know nothing about, like the biography of Genghis Khan. He's a very underrated nomadic conqueror.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. People-nice, funny, inspiring ones
2. Cheese
3. Wine
4. Witty banter
5. Nature
6. Toss up between themed parties and the barefoot Contessa
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
street tacos, sex, and big philosophical questions
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
no typical friday night, I might be out dancing, or going to bed early to go hiking the next morning.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of being alone in a swimming pool. I also cannot make grilled cheese.
You should message me if
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You're a vivacious and refreshing person that isn't defined by their resume. You've sifted through the shit of big city careerism and dating but still aren't jaded. You would go salsa dancing and want a travel partner. You are a scruffy paleontologist with rugby thighs. Please please that last one.