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27 Washington, DC Man


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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:39am
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Very often
Other, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), French (Poorly)
My self-summary
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I'm a goofball and adventurer.
What I’m doing with my life
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Since I've graduated I've spent the past three years living abroad in two countries, traveling and just trying to have fun with life. I'm home for a while for the monumental task of deciding the next steps I'll take. I'm not one of those people who has their act together and I'm quite happy about that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I make amazing food and occasionally amazing jokes.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My piercing blue nipples
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like quirky fiction like Tom Robbins, Kurt Vonnegut and Christopher Moore. Currently kind if stuck in a rut in reading as I haven't found anything to hold my interest lately. I also read nonfiction relating to history and social science, I've read the biography of Genghis Khan, he's a very underrated nomadic conqueror.

Musically, when I'm not listening to a cheesy europop song that makes me want to dance I'll listen to a variety of artists I like, Erykah Badu, Scissor Sisters, Janelle Monae, The Strokes, N.E.R.D. I'm not really set in any one genre.

I love international food and am always seeking new food experiences. Always trying to expand my cooking repertoire as well.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Interesting company
2. Games of any sort
3. Cheese
4. Wine/beer
5. Witty banter
6. Hawt studz
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
chipotle, sex and big philosophical questions
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrified of swimming in empty swimming pools. I also cannot make grilled cheese.
You should message me if
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You'd play Settlers of Catan with me. Its sitting unopened in my closet.

Also if you'd be willing to go to Ikea with me just for the food.

Also also, it can be hard to think up something besides "what's up?", but at the same time it can be frustrating to write long charming messages that show you've read a profile SO, in the spirit of brevity and thoughtfulness I prefer messages in haiku or limerick form.