brooklynbemused
36 Brooklyn, NY
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My self-summary
I'm a big, bookish, bespectacled Brooklyn babe. Business-owner. Never boring. I have a strong presence, and a firm hand shake. Queer and still figuring out my shit. Fat. Very. Intersectional feminist. Very. Trying to be a better person, always. Kind and kindred. Highly entertaining. Respect is crucial and thoughtfulness is a dealbreaker. Not interested in bullshit. =)
What I’m doing with my life
I own a successful business with my best friend. I have a little shop in Gowanus. I'm a poet and photographer. I also feel the need to befriend all the furry creatures of the world. That's like a full time gig right there yaknow?
I’m really good at
Stressing and destressing as needed. But I prefer the destressing part. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
All my big colorful tattoos, my cute outfit, my size and presence, my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can talk about art, books, movies, music, and food forever and a day. I love museums and art and shows and burlesque and weird events.
The six things I could never do without
1. My Glorious Bed, preferably including purring kitties or someone special.

2. Roadtrips!

3. Art. Crafts. Makers. MAKING!

4. Tumblr. So much Tumblr.

5. Touch. Giving and receiving.

6. Laughter. Giggling. Silliness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Sleep and why I can't do more of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm kind of an "indoorsy" person. I love to play hostess and cook someone dinner and then retire to the couch to make out. It's a little harder to do that at restaurants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will always root for the underdog. It almost doesn't matter what the subject. That's not even private, though.

Oh, and I'm unlikely to message first. So just go for it!
You should message me if
You're in my area in Brooklyn - somewhere between Coney Island and Midwood and Ditmas and Gowanus. Basically that general area? Hmmm, also: You're a high match. You think I'd dig you. You're interesting and sensual and passionate. You have good rhythm!! You treat people with respect. You're a big tipper. You're a cutie patootie.
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