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brooklynbemused

36 Brooklyn, NY Cis Woman, Woman

Cis Woman, Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 30–50
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 26
Orientation
Bisexual, Pansexual, Queer
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Full figured
Diet
Strictly other
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Often
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Gemini, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm a big, bookish, bespectacled Brooklyn babe. Business-owner. Never boring. I have a strong presence, and a firm hand shake. Queer. Fat. Fierce feminist. Social Justice, yes please and thank you. Trying to be a better person always. Kind and kindred. Not interested in bullshit. =)
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a little shop in Gowanus.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stressing and destressing as needed.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
All my big colorful tattoos, my cute outfit, my size and presence, my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I can talk about art, books, movies, music, and food forever and a day. I love museums and art and shows and burlesque and weird events.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Glorious Bed. I have so many pillows!

2. Purring kitties, and engines.

3. Art. Crafts. Makers. MAKING!

4. Tumblr. So much Tumblr.

5. Touch. Giving and receiving.

6. Laughter. Giggling. Silliness.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Sleep and why I can't do more of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm kind of an "indoorsy" person. I love to play hostess and cook someone dinner and then retire to the couch to make out. It's a little harder to do that at restaurants.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will always root for the underdog. It almost doesn't matter what the subject. That's not even private, though.

Oh, and I'm unlikely to message first. So just go for it!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're in my area in Brooklyn - somewhere between Coney Island and Midwood and Ditmas and Gowanus. Basically that general area? Hmmm, also: You're a high match. You think I'd dig you. You're interesting and sensual and passionate. You have good rhythm!! You treat people with respect. You're a big tipper. You're a cutie patootie.