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28 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Today – 6:58am
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Banking / Finance
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Born & raised in New York - currently living in Brooklyn. I work as an accountant for various art galleries, artists & photographers in NYC. I can teach you how to run an art gallery & we can both be bored to death. I'm also studying to become a software developer (as I believe that's my calling).

I'm a delicate mix of Patrick Swayze in Road House, Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing, Jony Ive & Wall-E.
I’m really good at
Copying and pasting quotes into my profile:

"Recognize that the very molecules that make up your body, the atoms that construct the molecules, are traceable to the crucibles that were once the centers of high mass stars that exploded their chemically rich guts into the galaxy, enriching pristine gas clouds with the chemistry of life. So that we are all connected to each other biologically, to the earth chemically and to the rest of the universe atomically. That’s kinda cool! That makes me smile and I actually feel quite large at the end of that. It’s not that we are better than the universe, we are part of the universe. We are in the universe and the universe is in us.”

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects"
The first things people usually notice about me
I am the perfect combination of cute and sexy. Tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Watching Curb Your Enthusiasm, Game of Thrones, Adventure Time, Louis CK, Seinfeld, Quentin Tarantino films, Wes Anderson.

1984, Cosmos, A Song of Ice & Fire, Lord of the Rings, Stephen King, Christopher Hitchens, Why Evolution is True, sci-fi, history, tech.

Music is my biggest passion, I am never not listening to it and building my library. Pandora, Spotify & iTunes ensure my iPhone gets to 5% before I leave work. Sinatra, Simon & Garfunkel, Billy Joel, Phil Collins, 80's, Electronic, Classical, Henryk Mikolaj Gorecki, Regina Spektor, Elvis, movie soundtracks, MJ, piano, rap.
The six things I could never do without
Every dwarf except Sneezy
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm obsessed with music from Zelda. Have a huge collection of Board Games.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
The thought of me spoon feeding you tiramisu excites you.