2. Other dates
3. Past relationships
4. Science fiction
#1 - This explains a lot about my dating success. Although less than I used to, who doesn't talk about our illustrious Mayor? When people in rural south Florida start using Toronto as the example for reckless crazy behaviour, you know you are in trouble.
#2 - but what if the other dates were funny? Everybody likes a good story
#4 - I'm not really a sci-fi fan myself, but I hear that nothing makes a woman melt like a few soft words of Klingon whispered in her ear.
#6 - This is a lie. I don’t know any person who doesn’t talk about celebrities, at least a little bit. They might feel kind of bad about it, but they still talk about it.
#4, 5, 6 - So my personal fascination with Scientology is probably out as an opener then?
#7 - I assume this only applies if you actually know something about science, so I will ignore this
#8 – I promise to restrain my unbridled enthusiasm for my collection of Louis XVI fish forks
#10 - Unless it's about battleships. Chicks dig battleships