Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

brotherjames711

22 M Hammond, LA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Taurus, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
My name is Michael, and if I can find a dog somewhere then odds are I'm going to try and pet it. I think that I have a lot of shit luck but also a lot of amusing coincidence in my life, and I'm learning to make the best of it and use that to make others laugh. I like telling stories, I curse like a sailor, and I love a good hamburger. Skyrim belongs to the Nords.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently in school at Southeastern Louisiana as an English major with a concentration in creative writing. In the mean time Im hanging out with friends or probably playing pokemon, and trying to get better at cooking.
I’m really good at
Petting dogs, making terrible puns, suggesting music for people, making people laugh, and petting dogs.
The first things people usually notice about me
The alien parasite wrapped around my face. Then my hair, glasses, and height.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Hobbit, Beowulf, Harry Potter, Crime and Punishment, The Satanic Verses, Poe, Robert Frost. Anything weird or creepy or ridiculous usually catches my interest.
Movies: Star Wars, Grand Budapest Hotel, Pulp Fiction, Cloverfield, Darjeeling Limited, Science of Sleep, Iron Giant, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Fantastic Mr. Fox, Tekkonkinkreet, awful monster movies.
Shows: Bob's Burgers, Adventure Time, Steven Universe, True Blood, Wilfred, Courage the Cowardly Dog, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Archer, Firefly, IT Crowd, Black Books, and im probably down to watch most anime.
Music: Arctic Monkeys, Ty Segall, The Who, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, MF Doom, Black Keys, Shabazz Palaces, The Who, Atmosphere, P.O.S., Eric Burdon and the Animals. I grew up on classic rock but im really into garage rock now. If its not twangy country I'll probably listen to it.
I absolutely love to discuss shows, books, media etc with people.
Food: All the food. Give me all of it.
The six things I could never do without
Dogs, food, Star Wars, laughter, music, lists.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food. Lots of food. I work in a grocery store so it pretty unavoidable. Also my dog and whatever song is stuck in my head.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably hanging out with someone or playing video games. Or just internetting. You know. Social butterfly.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I rewatch Love Actually more than just on Christmas. Its a sickness.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like self deprecating humour, dogs, pizza, making fun of movies, or all of the above. Or if you wanna ask me anything, because oddly enough I like answering questions.

Do not message me if-
You're a goddamn racist.
You hate feminism.
You hate the LGBTQ community.