I am the guy your mother warned you about. I am a selfish prick.

I'm looking for a woman to take me out to nice places and generally show me a good time.

I am tall, dark and fit. I have a good relationship
with my mother and great taste in clothes.

About you: you'll be 19 - 29 years old, physically attractive, take care of yourself, have your own interests
and be confident enough to have your own life without a boyfriend who tells
you how wonderful you are every 17 minutes.

Please do not expect me to call you every day, buy you stuff,
or generally do nice things that guys "are supposed to do". It's just not me.

I don't mind what height, hair colour or skin colour you are,
but I do ask that you do something active...more than every six months!

Please write me why I should meet you. I am looking forward to hearing from you.

P.S. Don't contact me if you are sexually repressed, have issues with men or think that 'kinky' is a hair problem.