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browneyes_grl

30 F La Plata, MD

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Do you like trivia? Do you yell at the TV while watching Jeopardy because you can't believe the contestant missed that question? If you don't no big deal, just smile handsomly and nod while I proceed to do so, even if I am am wrong myself, don't tell me I am wrong.

How about misadventures? Do you like adventures, but always seem to find that your plans change dramatically, but it doesn't matter because it is still amazing? If yes, than you are the king to my queen of misadventures.

Witty conversations, sometimes battles of the wits with the unarmed, sarcasm, slapstick humor are what interest me the most. I love to laugh and have a good time, while remembering, that hey, the work week begins on Monday nice and early.

I am avid reader, sometimes the smuttier the better. I like romance, and am not afraid to admit it, but don't get me wrong, as much as I would like for cowboy Duke to come in with guns a'blazing to save me from the reckless and horrible bank robber gang, I am not delusional enough to think that is real life. I would however like to have a guy cook me a meal occasionally and daises are my favorite flower.

How about kids you like them? Yeah, good, because I am elementary art teacher, so you will hear a lot about the joyful little darlings antics. Oh, and to top it off, I am one of four, with the older two brothers being married with children.

Oh, go Steelers, yeah thats right I am from Pittsburgh, what of it?
What I’m doing with my life
As said before, I am the facilitator of inspiring young creative minds in the world of messy things. I am a kindergarten through 5th grade art teacher. I am also currently considering becoming a professional historical reenactor, but need to give that more thought.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Is your hair naturally curly?" Nope, I get up every morning and purposefully make my hair frizzy, I am trying to start a trend.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I volunteer as tribute, to dance with my fine eyes, in a battle against the dark arts, while tying to follow mother Mary's wisdom in Thailand defeating the ins and outs of upstairs and downstairs in the Abbey.
The six things I could never do without
Humor
My cat
Friends
Family
water
oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is our universe really just a little marble being played with by giant aliens, like in MIB?

WHO IS THE DOCTOR!
On a typical Friday night I am
Arguing over answers to trivia and thinking of how I can use the schwartz to cheat.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a tendency not to pay attention, wear my underwear inside out and notice until halfway through the day.

Oh! I'am kinda liberal...slightly right of left.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 28–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You guessed my books, music, movies, tv shows, and food or just want to have the most unique conversation you will ever have in your life. Yes, you should feel privileged, I am that awesome.