How about misadventures? Do you like adventures, but always seem to find that your plans change dramatically, but it doesn't matter because it is still amazing? If yes, than you are the king to my queen of misadventures.
Witty conversations, sometimes battles of the wits with the unarmed, sarcasm, slapstick humor are what interest me the most. I love to laugh and have a good time, while remembering, that hey, the work week begins on Monday nice and early.
I am avid reader, sometimes the smuttier the better. I like romance, and am not afraid to admit it, but don't get me wrong, as much as I would like for cowboy Duke to come in with guns a'blazing to save me from the reckless and horrible bank robber gang, I am not delusional enough to think that is real life. I would however like to have a guy cook me a meal occasionally and daises are my favorite flower.
How about kids you like them? Yeah, good, because I am elementary art teacher, so you will hear a lot about the joyful little darlings antics. Oh, and to top it off, I am one of four, with the older two brothers being married with children.
Oh, go Steelers, yeah thats right I am from Pittsburgh, what of it?