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29 Oakland, CA Cis Man

Cis Man

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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 20–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 1:45am
Heteroflexible, Queer
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Trying to quit
Open relationship
Strictly non-monogamous
Has cats
English, C++, LISP
My self-summary
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"Laugh, love, fuck, and drink liquor
Help the damn revolution come quicker"
--The Coup

But if I'm being honest I mostly watch television and plan my Dungeons and Dragons game.

What I’m doing with my life
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Living in Oakland with my partner, the beautiful, the delightful lieslweapon, and spending a lot of time with my wonderful and elegant girlfriend, meeagan.

Occasionally hosting couchsurfers.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Talking about Buffy the Vampire Slayer on my Buffy the Vampire Slayer podcast.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Movie: books

Favorite Food: milk steak

Favorite Log: yule.

Favorite Yul: Brynner.

Favorite Brenner: David.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
The Love Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
Group sex
Too Much Light Makes The Baby Go Blind
Donald Glover

I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to be less of a white, male, cis douchenozzle.

Capitalism, and why it's such a huge bummer.

How do you diagram the sentence "The bigger they come, the harder they fall."?

What price (if any) should I pay for the Bottle Imp?

What if we went out and taught language to apes in the wild? Would they teach it to their children? Would they develop idioms? Myths? Cities? Could we still call them "animals"?

Wampeters, foma, and granfalloons.

Collective intelligence. Could an ant colony "think" as a singular consciousness the way we do? If it did, could we talk to it somehow?

Anything and everything on

Who wrote the Voynich Manuscript?

Garden path sentences and plausible gibberish. Though, a lot more people have written about this than I have.

The Collatz Conjecture, Boltzmann Brains, Benford's law, and other nonsense.

If the 'I' isn't where I think, does that mean it's spelled "Teimocyl"?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Wei wu wei.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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All genres of modern music sound like Pokémon attacks to me. Electro-grime, dark wave, psytrance. I'm almost certain my Drowzee used that last one on a Nidorino, and it was super-effective.

Also, one or more of the following statements is true of me:

I once spent two days in Cook County jail.

I once had a dream that I was a vampire, and that Buffy and I went to live together under the sea, because no one could accept our love for one another.

I have a tattoo of Calvin and Hobbes on my back.

I honestly think D.E.B.S. is a great movie.

I once helped Britt Daniel from Spoon purchase marijuana.

During my first acid trip, I became convinced that Steven Hyde from That 70s Show was taking over my mind.

I high-fived Peter Sagal at a Jonathan Coulton concert.

I went to a brothel in Nevada once, but all I could afford was a (free) hug from a porn star.

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