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22 M Beltsville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 7:32am
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, C++

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My self-summary
At first glance, I am often mistaken for overly serious; this notion is usually erased with enough speed to induce whiplash. I make life fun for people-watchers and confusing for eavesdroppers.
What I’m doing with my life
Transcending grumpy colleagues, code reviews, and bad coffee; my goal is to become a distinguished software engineer. Should I need to jump ship, my backup plan is "accountant," and my backup-backup plan is "novelist." The others are increasingly laughable.

There are lot of things I like to do outdoors--basketball, volleyball, rollerblading--but every time I gear up...
I’m really good at
Memorizing directions and making mental maps of the areas through which I've driven. Writing also comes relatively easily to me, though my prowess is more technical than artistic. As far as art goes, I enjoying MacGyver-ing with binder clips, paper clips, and twine. That's art, isn't it?
The first things people usually notice about me
People often notice my legs; mainly because I'm always wearing shorts--even in the winter. Despite the shorts, people always seem to think that I work somewhere:

--at the MVA, they ask me how to fill out their forms;
--at thrift stores, they ask me when stock will be refreshed;
--at Wal-mart, they ask me...everything, really.

(Perhaps unfortunately) these beliefs are reinforced by the fact that I always help these people as if it was, in fact, my job; I can't say that I mind--I just didn't know that I look so approachable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Time to read is scarce, but I enjoyed Speaker For the Dead, Xenocide, and The Irritable Male Syndrome, which spawned my interest in relationship dynamics.

I was recently introduced to anime; my favorites are: Fate/Stay Night, Kekkaishi, and Ouran High School Host Club.

R&B dominates my music collection, especially Brandy. Her tracks are intricately layered and they reward close listening.

Last meal request: steak (medium-rare), broccoli, fried rice, crab dip, coconut shrimp, apple pie, cheesecake, and a chicken box.

My favorite video games are RPGs and platformers: The Legend of Dragoon, Dragon Age, Sonic the Hedgehog, Ratchet and Clank.
The six things I could never do without
Pockets; all my shorts have them.
Music enhances every moment, often unintentionally; it's also a great catalyst for attacks of nostalgia.
Black socks, window fans, and personal conversations.
A verbal sparring partner, to sharpen the wits.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Though I am well-known for my concentration--better titled "tunnel vision and selective hearing" complex--I spend a fair amount of time daydreaming about a fictional world that I have been unable to commit to a written form.

I spend an equal amount of time laughing at past instances of my clumsiness. Balance--or the lack thereof--is important.

Programming and writing--both in my top five passions--are eerily similar; I have a reasonably hard time trying to convince others that this is true, however.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually destroying either my kitchen, countless virtual monsters, or an entire fictional world--one recipe, one button, or one paragraph at a time.

...unless it's poker night, in which case I'm probably blowing the table up with some pre-flop raises...or being wild with some minimum bets. My affection for the cards is often unrequited.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I somewhat enjoy being physically subdued. Even more, I love watching people blush...especially men.

On a different note: Though I wish that movies weren't a thing, I'm secretly an occasional fan of documentaries. Don't ask how it works; that's just the way it is.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
I'm looking for people that are interested in a personal, long-term connection; the nature thereof (friends, partners) is your choice.

If you have an independent spirit, aren't intimidated by debates, and enjoy a little friendly sass, then let's make moves--assuming that you've enjoyed my 690-word overture.