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23 M Beltsville, MD

I’m looking for

  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 22–39
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 17
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, C++

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My self-summary
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In addition to being incurably strange and constantly laughing at myself, I have a penchant for finding humor in the most mundane of things--like rush hour traffic.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Transcending lazy colleagues, taciturn compilers, and burnt coffee on the way to distinguished engineerdom. Should I ever tire of coding, my backup plan is "physical therapist," and my backup-backup plan is "accountant." The others are increasingly laughable.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being ambushed, even unintentionally; my reaction to such surprises is legendary at work. I also enjoy tutoring, as do my students--so long as I remember not to get caught up in the details.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Anyone who has seen me outdoors more than twice may conclude that I have an obsession with horizontal stripes; I assure you, I do not--it is merely a product of coincidence. Wearing shorts during the winter is mainly the work of laziness, however.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I mainly read "how-to" books on stuff I theoretically like, but probably won't get around to--like tending plants or writing a novel. Of fiction, I love Speaker For the Dead, Artemis Fowl, and Deception Point.

R&B dominates my music collection, especially Brandy. Her tracks are intricately layered and they reward close listening.

Relatively casual gamer, but I like RPGs and platformers, namely: Sonic the Hedgehog, The Legend of Dragoon, Disgaea, and Dragon Age. Currently experimenting with board/card games.

The path to satisfaction is lined with chicken wings, pulled pork, and shepherd's pie. Still, there's nothing like diner or carryout fare.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dreadlocks--they're versatile, but low-maintenance.
Highways--driving is therapeutic for me.
Dark socks, ambient noise, and heavy cream.
Caustic wordplay--nothing energizes me quite like it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What dish I'm going to bring to the next potluck, game night, or whatever else I'm doing this weekend. Or maybe that novel I have no intention of writing or publishing; I don't want my innermost thought processes and subconscious desires spilled onto a page for unrestricted self-critique.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Swimming--or splashing-about-in-one-direction, as I tend to do--is a good way to unwind, in the same way that running for dear life tends to clear one's mind...unless it's poker night, in which case I'm probably blowing the table up with some pre-flop raises...or cowering behind minimum bets. My affection for the cards is often unrequited.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I find it difficult to take people seriously while they're blushing; it's something that I really like to watch. Similarly, you will never take me seriously again once you've seen me being tickled--it's worse than a train wreck. In other news...I'm not a big movie fan, but I have a slight affinity for documentaries and animated works.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a date, a regular companion, or a gaming partner. Those who just want to know what the hell I'm laughing about are welcome, too.