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23 M Beltsville, MD

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
5′ 8″ (1.72m)
Body Type
Mostly other
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, C++

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My self-summary
I'm not a spectator in anything--at work or at leisure. Also incurably strange and constantly laughing at myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Transcending lazy colleagues, run-time errors, and burnt coffee; my goal is to become a distinguished software engineer. Should I need to jump ship, my backup plan is "accountant," and my backup-backup plan is "novelist." The others are increasingly laughable.
I’m really good at
Getting so absorbed into writing and coding that a dinosaur could ambush me--my reaction to interruptions is legendary. I'm also good at tutoring, especially in programming--so long as I remember not to get caught up in the much-loved details.
The first things people usually notice about me
My legs, mainly because I'm always wearing shorts--even in the winter. Despite the shorts, strangers always seem to think that I work in whatever store they find me. Maybe I just look like I know my way around a store--as I should, since I like to shop.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I mainly read "how-to" books on stuff I would theoretically like, but probably won't get around meditating or tending plants. Of fiction, I love Speaker For the Dead, Artemis Fowl, and Deception Point.

R&B dominates my music collection, especially Brandy. Her tracks are intricately layered and they reward close listening.

Relatively casual gamer, but I like RPGs and platformers, namely: Sonic the Hedgehog, The Legend of Dragoon, Disgaea, and Dragon Age. Currently experimenting with board/card games.

Last meal request: ribeye, broccoli, fried rice, coconut shrimp, apple pie, cheesecake, and a chicken box.
The six things I could never do without
Dreadlocks--versatile, but low-maintenance.
Highways--driving is therapeutic for me.
Dark socks, ambient noise, and corner carryouts.
A verbal sparring partner--no day is complete without a serving of caustic repartee.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Daydreaming about a story that I've been ruminating over for years, but haven't yet committed to paper. Even if I do, I might not publish it. Fiction exposes more of the author's psyche than I would want strangers to know.
On a typical Friday night I am
Ideally--dinner party, gaming session, or a street festival...unless it's poker night, in which case I'm probably blowing the table up with some pre-flop raises...or being wild with some minimum bets. My affection for the cards is often unrequited.

(There's also physical stuff like basketball, volleyball, and rollerblading--but every time I gear up, I remember a forgotten task--usually a research paper--and so vanishes my free time.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's impossible to take me seriously if you've seen me being tickled before. I love watching people blush.

I'm not a big movie fan, but I have secret affinity for documentaries (and a few animated things).
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 23–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You have a persistent craving for steak, some good stories, or just a general inability to stop talking. I'd love to exchange ideas in person--the sooner, the better!