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48 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Jul 25
6′ 0″ (1.82m)
Body Type
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I was a computer geek in the SF Bay Area for many years when I decided to quit for a year and a half. I spent several months on the road in a VW camper bus, traveling across the US and Canada. I also took several classes (sailing, 400+ hours in massage and an accelerated pre-med program) and generally just detoxed from the silicon valley grind.

I am high, wide, and handsome. (bonus points if you get the reference)
What I’m doing with my life
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Since then, I have moved to Portland, OR, which has been amazing. I've bailed from my job and am chasing a math degree. With my free time, I am bicycling, hiking in the Columbia River Gorge, cooking, practicing massage.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Cooking, making people laugh, navigating through crowded airport and empty backroads and doing things with my Macintosh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
The (nearly) shaved head, the reddish goatee, and occasionally the scar over my right eye. And that I'm a tremendous smart ass.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books (Authors, really): Nicholson Baker, Iain Banks, Thomas Berger, Ambrose Bierce, Ray Bradbury, William S Burroughs, Gerald Durrell, Clyde Edgerton, Neil Gaiman, Nick Hornby, Chuck Palahniuk, Mark Twain, Tom Robbins, Rudy Rucker, Will Self, Robert Anton Wilson, Irvine Welsh

I don't have any sort of television feed; all I do is watch movies or TV shows via DVDs/streaming. Yay for Netflix!
Movies (Directors, really): Terry Gilliam, David Lynch, Jeunet & Caro, Kevin Smith, David Mamet, Coen Brothers, Robert Altman, David Cronenberg

Music: Al Green, Andrew Bird, Billie Holiday, Bobby McFerrin, Cab Calloway, Cole Porter, The Dead 60s, Django Reinhardt, Edie Brickell & new Bohemians, Elvis Costello, Erin Mckeown, Eva Cassidy & Chuck Brown, Everlast, Fatboy Slim, Guadaloop, Jonathan Coulton, Leon Redbone, Liz Phair, Loudon Wainwright III, Mike Doughty, The Police, Randy Newman, Sarah Vaughan, Soul Coughing, Sublime, Tom Waits, Us3, Violent Femmes, Willie Nelson

Food: Mexican, Greek, Italian, Afghan
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Aside from obvious things like food, shelter...?

Occasional time alone. Time spent in nature. Opportunities to learn new things. My iPhone. :-)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Lots of introspection.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
What's typical? Movie, seeing a band, karaoke, roller derby, camping...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can sing the Swedish Chef's Song from the Muppet Show.
I know when "anal retentive" should be hyphenated.
I can balance a broom on my chin.
I have worked as a bouncer, a carpenter, a trolley driver.
I was once caught having sex with a girl on top of her parents' car, in her parents' driveway. By her mother.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–74
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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Frankly, I would enjoy making some new close friends just as much as I would enjoy new romantic/physical partners. If you'd like to get together for coffee, drinks, to shoot some pool, ride bikes around town, just drop me a note.

I'm seeing two people presently, not exclusively. I'm not a big fan of the term "polyamory" but I'll include it for its keyword value. An exclusive relationship is not in the cards for me.

If that hasn't scared you off, I'd like to meet people who are open-minded, with a quirky sense of humor, clever, sexy, and adventurous!

I seem to be a huge fan of women who take initiative. If you like what you read in my profile, drop me a note. I'd enjoy hearing from you.
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