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browsingabit

38 M North Hollywood, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
"I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm."

Mild-mannered, movie-loving, curious-minded, navel-gazing, word-hyphenating, all-around bon vivant. I am a foodie, though hampered somewhat by my dislike for mayo, sour cream, ranch dressing and their evil, creamy ilk. I can be a fairly ambitious cook myself -- I've participated in several dinner parties where I had to make a dish out of four randomly assigned ingredients (i.e., trout, tomatillos, kalamata olives and Cheetos), with no fatalities so far. And I'm something of a beverage fiend -- be they caffeinated, alcoholic, carbonated, ice blended or freshly squeezed. I enjoy exploring the many hidden corners of California, Southern and beyond. I'm prone to my share of smart-assery. Some of my other likes include farmers' markets, museums, wine country, world history, tennis, cloudy winter sunsets, mid-century design, Northern California, monkeys that do people things, live shows at the Hollywood Bowl, pinot noir, architecture, hiking, space travel, double features at the New Beverly, lounging, and Mystery Science Theater nights with friends. To quote Sir David Lee Roth, "I ain't the worst that you've seen."
What I’m doing with my life
I recently had to shut down my company. We produced audio-narrated descriptions of movies and TV shows for the blind. Seriously. Wrap your head around THAT!
I’m really good at
Skiing. And spelling. And spelling skiing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Radiohead, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Led Zeppelin, The Beatles (duh), Pixies, The Cardigans, Morrissey, Portishead, The Velvet Underground & Nico, Elliott Smith, Interpol, X, Arcade Fire, Dead Can Dance, Gorillaz, U2, The Doors, Air, Beck, Donovan, The Smiths, Jeff Buckley, Johnny Cash, Sonic Youth, Iggy Pop, UNKLE, Neil Young, John Lennon, Pink Floyd, P J Harvey, Frank Sinatra, Lou Reed, Roy Orbison, T. Rex, Fiona Apple, Rolling Stones, The National, Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, The Cure, Massive Attack, The Stooges, Jessica Lea Mayfield, The Black Keys, Edward Sharpe & The Magnetic Zeroes, Joy Division, Siouxsie and the Banshees

Movies [takes a deep breath]: The Star Wars trilogy (like I even have to tell you which one), Vertigo, 2001: A Space Odyssey, The Godfather, Sunrise, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sunset Blvd., The Man Who Laughs, The Kill Bills, Raging Bull, Rear Window, Notorious (Hitchcock, not B.I.G.), Goodfellas, Casino, Edward Scissorhands, Ghost World, Amadeus, On The Waterfront, Annie Hall, A.I., No Country For Old Men, There Will Be Blood, 24 Hour Party People, The Royal Tenenbaums, Groundhog Day, Before Sunrise/Sunset/Midnight, L.A. Confidential, Dr. Strangelove, Stranger Than Fiction, Stay, Mulholland Drive, Wild Strawberries, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Kiss Me Deadly, Ratatouille (any Pixar, really), Moonrise Kingdom

TV: The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Mad Men, Futurama, SNL (the Dana Carvey years), The Daily Show with both Mssrs. Stewart and Kilborn, The Colbert Report, Twin Peaks, Arrested Development, Boardwalk Empire, Life After People, American Experience, Freaks and Geeks, Austin Stories (bonus points to anyone else who remembers this show), Important Things with Demetri Martin, Get A Life, The Walking Dead, Real Time with Bill Maher, Portlandia

Books: The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Wonder Boys, The Devil in the White City, Fast Food Nation, Middlesex, Life of Pi, America (The Book), Jimmy Corrigan: The Smartest Kid on Earth, The Road, Blood Meridian

Food: I'm trying to eat my way through LA Weekly's 99 list. It's printed on very starchy paper, though.
The six things I could never do without
1) Boxing kangaroos
2) Burt Reynolds' moustache
3) Crystal Pepsi
4) Funiculars
5) Pac-Man tables
6) The softest Corinthian leather

You must acquire all six Horcruxes to defeat me.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether or not it's been too long since I've updated my profile. Joey Buttafuoco jokes are still topical, right?
On a typical Friday night I am
Certainly not planning a major art heist. Why? What have you heard?!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still watch television on a television.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 28–43
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You can appreciate both high- and low-brow humor. Your romantic ideals do not involve vampires and werewolves. You can teach me new things. You like to share food. The idea of watching The Voice makes you want to punch a puppy in the face, and you cannot name more than 68% of the Kardashians. You're not in a League of Supervillains. You're preferably not a complete vegetarian. You're into scrawny, nerdy, Moby-looking dudes. You don't have any fins, gills or tails -- I'm sorry to be that shallow, but that's the way it is. Otherwise, message at will!