So it really can't be this complicated? All the ugly, fat girls in sweat pants and uggs at the grocery store seem to land a man!

I'm pretty uptight and hard to deal with :p

That...is a good question - I often wonder.

Quite a few things! ;)

My personality - you either love it or hate it. There isn't much in between.

007 series and Christopher Rice are currently on my bookshelf

Twilight (duh)

Food Network and Cooking Channel Junkie
Chopped, Top Chef
Project Runway
Ax Men! Dog the Bounty Hunter :p
Anything on the travel channel
I miss Samantha Brown - she needs some new shows!

Nikki Minaj, Hot Chelle Rae, Bruno Mars, Kylie, Madonna and whatever is good on free internet radio.

Food - you name it. Try to keep it healthy, but pizza is always good and love Thai food!

iPhone
Burts Bees Pomegranate Chapstick
A get-away car (Cadillac CTS Coupe)
Cute Underwear (D&G - you shouldn't leave home without)
Love (aw)
My pets (2 dogs & 1 cat)

Let's not talk about that here :p

Sleeping?

You'll have to find out

You are attractive, not a mess and have something interesting to say and offer :)