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36 Warwick, RI Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

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Last online
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5' 11" (1.81m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Umm what do you say here to not sound like a pretentious d-bag who's full of himself? I don't take this seriously at all, in that I probably say stupid and or foolish things quite a bit on my profile but love to have good conversations and carry that over to an off laptop meeting. I'd like someone laidback who isn't self absorbed, doesn't sweat the small stuff and has a dirty sense of humor to match mine.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Same thing alot of folks are stuck doing, looking for more or better work to get out of debt. Thusly I find myself living back at home *sad trombone sound*
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I've been told I'm a good listener and shoulder to lean on, Also been told I give great advice for what that's worth , great at debating, awkward at first conversation though I can be a little shy. Love stopping pucks *hockey goalie* making people laugh at random moments, good at giving back rubs and just being myself.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my beard??, or my voice it's pretty deep some women have said it's very nice. Feel free to tell me I always enjoy input.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
dante's inferno, the book of 5 rings *no shin go ryu*

burn notice, archer, it's always sunny, the league, walking dead! The dog whisperer. Anything shark week related.

Music wise
Pantera, slayer, down, James brown, cheesy 80's some rap Ill bill, and eninem
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
well now it's e-cigs lol
Tattoos 'cuz it'd hurt if I lost the ones I have
I'd like to say sex but I seem to be managing without it.
Driving with music
My nephews! I love being an uncle! !
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Wondering why women post photos bending over in bathing suits. Or seductively posing in their workout gear, but snap at guys who compliment said photos. Lady don't show me a menu and not expect me to want to eat ok? You posted those photos because you want us to see your body but ridicule those who mention it. Lolz
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, and if I'm not working i'm at home 'cuz that's what us less afluent folk do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm on Fet?

Hmm what other weird randomness can I think of..oh a perfect first date is watching the bruins eating pizza in our underwear curled up on the couch *yeah that'll never happen*

I'm very open minded and enjoy experimentation in the bedroom, it's fine if you don't but it probably wouldn't work out. Just being honest.

For reals I'm intensely phobic about snakes,
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to and your not psychotic, obscenely vain, materialistic, judgmental or negative. Why can't people just hang out and bullshit?