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brunosmash

23 / M / straight / Single

Staunton, Virginia

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Ethnicity
White
Height
5' 6" (1.67m).
Body Type
Looking For
New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Sometimes
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Sign
Libra but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Executive / Management
Income
Rather not say
Kids
Dislikes children
Pets
Owns dogs and Dislikes cats
Languages
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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I am persistent, cynical, and easily amused.

My Self-Summary

I'm just hanging out in the middle of nowhere in Virginia for the time being. I dislike cold weather so perhaps being in the mountains/this far north isn't the greatest decision but, oh well, stuff happens.

What I’m doing with my life

Went to JMU and now I work in a warehouse.

I’m really good at

Being a smartass, running, cycling, and all sorts of other stuff. Also being awesome. I'm good at that. And being modest. Yet another one of my fortes.

The first things people usually notice about me

When was the last time someone said "Hey the first thing I noticed about you was..." Yeah, they didn't. So I don't know the answer to this one. Your guess, in this case is better than mine.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food

Reading is awesome. Some of my favorite books are; Dune, Atlas Shrugged, The Walking Drum, Meditations, Nine Princes in Amber, The Prince, The Republic, The Kite Runner, Going After Cacciato, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, Happy Hour is for Amateurs, and The Virtue of Selfishness.

Music wise, my interests are really all over the place. Matt Pond PA, Virginia Coalition, Mae, Zac Brown Band, Mogwai, Sigur Ros, Louis Armstrong, The Fray, Incubus, Damien Rice, Jamie Cullum, Jason Mraz, and Ben Folds are amongst the many things I listen to.

Food - Animals. I like eating various animals especially when fried. Cows, chickens, turkeys, pigs, antelopes, koalas, hippos, buffaloes, whatever. Nothing a little hot sauce and ranch can't fix. On a slightly serious note I really don't eat very many veggies. Never been a big fan, I always just figured those were what food ate.

Movies. I watch lots of movies. Lots. Favorites are - Gladiator, The Godfather, Good Will Hunting, What Dreams May Come, Vanilla Sky/Abre Los Ojos, Milo & Otis, Perfume, The Bourne Trilogy, Saving Private Ryan, Syriana, Beijing Bicycle, The Bicycle Thief, Ikiru, Raise the Red Lantern, Black Hawk Down, Ran, Seven Samurai, Tokyo Story, Chungking Express, Hardboiled, Perfume, 12 Angry Men, Idiocracy, To Live, The Last Emperor, 8 1/2, Slumdog Millionaire, seriously this list can go on for a while.

The six things I could never do without

At the moment the six things I'd rather not do without are; caffeine, nicotine, greasy food, the news, warm clothes/weather, and my dog.

I spend a lot of time thinking about

Stuff.

On a typical Friday night I am

Working in a warehouse until 3 in the morning.

The most private thing I’m willing to admit here

I got nothing. Seriously, no clue what to put here.

You should message me if

You feel like it. Or not. Whichever, it's up to you. Let's be honest though, if you have kids it's a no go. Damn money sponges.