"I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. even MORE shocking news is that he's got, no fleas , is not a door mat OR a WARDEN, can carry a decent conversation and CAN back up each and EVERY one of these claims!
just THINK.. You won't have to throw any more of your HARD earned money in to a sea of TIME WASTERS, NON- SMILING CRAZIES, NARCISSITS, LOOSERS or SHIRTLESS FOOLS snapping pictures near a TOILET. and really.. this shouldn't take more than TEN MINUTES of your time."
just WHERE the heck IS this FANTASY of a MAN? Well..Quite HONESTLY
"HE" IS ME and I AM RIGHT here.
DISCLAIMER: (There's always something, right)?
I really need:
you to be thinner than me or at the very least... my new gym partner,... (i'll work with you).
& you to cover for me if the cops or my wife calls..... (you work with me).
Although also important, everything else is just a "want" and helps greatly with a stronger attraction to you..
Life's so short and I am not one to suffer just to have the wrong type of estrogen in my life. If things are not right it's just stupid to waste each other's time. There's a whole sea out there.