"I have some SHOCKING news for you. You may be just DAYS away from meeting THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE. even MORE shocking news is that he has all his teeth, is not on the "down low", can pick up the check every so often, is not a door mat OR a WARDEN, can carry a decent conversation and CAN back up each and EVERY one of these claims!
just THINK.. You won't have to throw any more of your HARD earned money in to a sea of TIME WASTERS, NON- SMILING CRAZIES, NARCISSITS, LOOSERS or DUMB- DUMBS or SHIRTLESS FOOLS snapping pictures near a TOILET. and really.. this shouldn't take more than TEN MINUTES of your time." I know that this quite a PECQULIAR pitch dear reader, and you may wonder just WHERE the heck IS this FANTASY of a MAN? Well..Quite HONESTLY
"HE" IS ME and I AM RIGHT here.
DISCLAIMER: (There's always something, right)?
I really need:
& each of us seriously striving towards good health.
Although also important, everything else is just a "want" and helps me to either feel secure with you or a stronger attraction to you..
Life's so short and sure we may soon realize that we may not be a good match, but please be willing to put both your feet in now and lets build on something that's positive, regardless of what cupid has for us.
Good luck ladies..a lot of shirtless, non smiling dumb-dumbs out there.. narcissistic time wasters who will dig you into a hole so deep that sometimes you don't see it until it's too late..so choose carefully!