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brusselssprout

29 Portland, OR Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Apr 11
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I try to be kind. Surrounding myself with funny people is important to me, and I make it a priority to eat well with good friends. Feminist. It's often I express a silly amount of passion towards subjects that perhaps don't warrant it, ("You think all fish sauces are the same?!"). Can be a bit of a goof. I'm a Portland kid, though maybe that doesn't mean what it used to.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a cook. I work with my hands to creatively make delicious things that make other people happy. What more can I ask for? I also teach martial arts at a small, family-run school, which is a labor of love. I'd like to be playing more ping pong, making more art, and seeing more live music. Feel free to help me with any of that.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mincing garlic, making t-shirts, being kind, booty-shaking competitions, laughing, head kicks, and eating food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sitting next to you on a bench, I'm taller. Standing next to you, I'm likely shorter.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read nerd books: Neal Stephenson, Lois McMaster Bujold, Tolkien, encyclopedias, etc. I learned to read with Tintin comic books.

Favorite movies: Tampopo, A Taste of Tea, Amelie, Seven Samurai, Drunken Master, Royal Tenenbaums, Studio Ghibli joints, Akira Kurosawa, Wes Anderson, and on and on

TV: Anything David Attenborough, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation.

Music: SZA (for real, check her out), Madlib, J Dilla, Flying Lotus, Erykah Badu, Janelle Monae, Digable Planets, Cibo Matto, Talkdemonic, De La Soul, Fela Kuti, Marvin Gaye. Funk, soul, hip-hop, jazz.

I am a food fiend. I love all foodstuffs. Except the things I don't like. Those things are gross. Notably I enjoy: noodles/pasta, rice, veggies, charcuterie, low and slow cooked meats, and raw fruit. I enjoy cooking Japanese, Chinese, French, and Italian. I've recently been obsessed with Southeast Asian cuisine, notably Vietnamese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my chef's knife
my bicycle
my community
a pinch of salt
enjoyable music
cool glasses of water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, friends, sex, more food.

Food sex with friends?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my pals, having a beer, and eating good food. Ideally. Maybe some ping pong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Scary movies scare me.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
-You don't take yourself too seriously, but can back up your convictions.

-If you think I'm cute. (everyone likes to find out they're cute)