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brusselssprout

29 M Portland, OR

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:33pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Virgo
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
$20,000–$30,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm pretty certain I can shake my butt better than you, but I'm willing to be wrong about that. I've lived in Portland my entire life, with occasional stops elsewhere. I'm passionate about food, the arts, and my friends. My front teeth aren't mine, I'm opinionated about fruit, and I've been known to stand on my head while tipsy.
What I’m doing with my life
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Graduated with an art degree, but I have no misconceptions about that becoming a career. Instead, I hope for creativity to be something that continues to inspire me to get off my butt and do something interesting. Unfortunately, that doesn't pay the bills. I love cooking, so that's what I do. I'm a cook at an old and well loved gastropub here in Portland. I teach martial arts at a small, family-run school, which is a labor of love. I am finally beginning to feel competitive at ping pong, which is both a silly pursuit, and the most fun you can possibly have at a bar with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mincing garlic, making t-shirts, being kind, booty-shaking competitions, laughing, head kicks, and eating food.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I've been told that I am more well mannered than other men my age.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read nerd books: Neal Stephenson, Lois McMaster Bujold, Tolkien, encyclopedias, etc. I learned to read with Tintin comic books.

Favorite movies: Tampopo, A Taste of Tea, Amelie, Seven Samurai, Drunken Master, Royal Tenenbaums, Studio Ghibli joints, Akira Kurosawa, Wes Anderson, and on and on

TV: Anything David Attenborough, 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation.

Music: Madlib, J Dilla, Flying Lotus, Erykah Badu, Janelle Monae, Digable Planets, Cibo Matto, Talkdemonic, De La Soul, Fela Kuti, Marvin Gaye. Funk, soul, hip-hop, jazz.

I am a food fiend. I love all foodstuffs. Except the things I don't like. Those things are gross. Notably I enjoy: noodles/pasta, rice, veggies, charcuterie, low and slow cooked meats, and raw fruit. I enjoy cooking Japanese, Chinese, French, and Italian. I've recently been obsessed with Southeast Asian cuisine, notably Vietnamese.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
my chef's knife
my bicycle
my community
a pinch of salt
enjoyable music
cool glasses of water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Food, friends, sex, more food.

Food sex with friends?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Hanging out with my pals, having a beer, and eating good food. Ideally. Maybe some ping pong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Scary movies scare me.
You should message me if
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-You don't take yourself too seriously, but can back up your convictions.

-If you think I'm cute. (everyone likes to find out they're cute)