1.I'm not the ugliest person you have ever seen....even been told I'm hot by some..
2. I'm smarter than I look ...grammar mistakes drive me crazy and I'll beat your ass in any form of trivia unless you are specialized
3. I have morals and respect for women and other humans...even if you don't ..
4. I'm far from rich but do have a job, house, car, and a bank account....all my own
5. My dog is my best friend...no LITERALLY..he always understands :)
6. I have never been married and have no kids..
7. I know you ladies do not enjoy the simple "hello" message to start...but what's a guy to say ...would you prefer a cheesy pick up line?...a biography?..a sinister tale of sex, murder, and drugs?...