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28 Vancouver, British Columbia, CA Man


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  • Ages 23–35
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  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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How can I takes this seriously?

I'm a terribly flawed human being, but that's ok, so are you!

I just looked at my Personality Graph, and it say's I'm "Less Pure". Muahahahha!

I'm an art school dropout, but I didn't stop making things... Or I did. For a long while. Trying again. Unlearning again. I paint, illustrate, used to take photos (still do occasionally, but not really in an art project way), and am trying my hand at sculpture and print making. I am also interested in woodworking, furniture and instrument (luthery) making. I do my painting at home and I have a small corner at my work (I'm a manufacturer at a small sign company) for my wood shop.

Sometimes I post blurry phone pictures of the stuff I make to my tumblr,

I am an obsessive music collector and can usually find an appreciation for any music (or anything that makes a sound really, it just makes me happy).

Sometimes I think about going back to school, but my interests are too varied and I have no clue what to pick, I'm always learning new skills and hobbies.

I like the weird stuff.

Interesting Facts about Me!

My grandma was a correctional officer/guard and I went to an inmate operated daycare.

I'm a neglectful house plant care taker, and in the past have made my own hydroponic systems to make things easier. They lasted longer till I neglected to refill the water. Kitchen herbs and cherry tomatoes!

I've brewed beer at home and want to do it again. Update: brewed with the roommate, working on making it a regular thing. Def.gonna make something for summer.

Didnt learn to ride a bike till i was about 22.

One summer I walked to kits beach every weekend (like 6am) morning to watch the crows play before people would arrive.

Other stuff!
What I’m doing with my life
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Scratching the Surface.

Just moved to commercial drive July first. Should be more fun than living next to the emergency room. Oh, with a roommate. That's new.

I just adopted an elderly rabbit.

Falling asleep with incense and krautrock.

Being a Human Wikipedia; full of facts, but a significant portion of them are wrong or uncited :s
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting drunk while listening to sad country songs.

Sending the most random messages to people after a beer of two.

Developing minor infatuations with people who wont talk to me.

Making things durring my coffee and lunch breaks.

Small motor skill things. Painting. Drawing. Sculpting. Carving. Building. Crafting. Playing music. I have a good memory for methodical tasks. Industrial stuff. Creative stuff.

I also have a more intellectual side, but I don't know what to say about that... Contrary to popular belief it doesn't actually make you a more complex human being.

Cuddling my roommate's pug.
Cuddling my rabbit.
Cuddling you?
The first things people usually notice about me
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Babeasaurus Rex

It seems contradictory, but I have been told several times that I am easy to talk to. My guess is people notice because they are surprised.

I look very manly, but my personality is not. Even though I do some manly things like woodworking and stuff...

My giant oversized head.

broad chested, I look "bigger" in my photos than I actually am in real life, but I'm also not a stick... or some gym rat bro dude... sorry ladies.

hair. clothes. awkwardness. full of sass and snark when drunk and comfortable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Current Music Obsessions:
The Breeders
Nick Drake
Townes van Zandt
Melt Banana
Guitar Wolf
Thee Oh Sees
Kurt Vile
Ty Segal
Will Oldham
The Fall
Rocky Erickson/The 13th Floor Elevators]]
[Johnny Thunders

Red Krayola (listening to their first 2 a lot lately)
Angels of Light
Dead Meadow
The Seeds
Lora Logic/Essential Logic
Terry Riley
The Boredoms
Currently rekindling my love for Marc Bolan/T. Rex
Plus tones of other stuff I listen to over and over again. John Coltrane's A Love Supreme is possibly the most perfect album ever recorded. just saying.

At this moment I'm listening to some 60s experimental drone music. Pre-velvet underground John Cale. Gamalan and Synthesisers.
And just before that a Jandek record. If you know what I'm talking about we'd probably get along.

Just saw jonathan richman and he was absolutely amazing.

Adventure Time
Star Trek
Supernatural (love/hate)
house of lies
Shameless (american)
Walking Dead

William Gibson
Franz Kafka
William S. Burroughs
Walt Whitman
Sylvia Plath
other stuff...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
The ectoplasm that constitutes my body manifest..
a ruler that measures 1/100th of an inch.
the meditative peace that comes from making things.
a musical instrument of some kind.
art supplies.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Making stuff. Metaphysical things. Pataphysical things. Social things. Colours. Hard to express things. Meditative things. More making stuff. Sci-fi. Musical things. Historical things. Girls with tattoos (take me to get some!!?)

Who OKCupid thinks is my mortal enemy.
Who OKCupid thinks is my bff.
Why OKCupid thinks I should be living in the states.

If I delete a photo of my self am I deleting my soul or setting it free?

why so many of you seem to be climbing mountains and jumping out of airplanes, are you captain america?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Watching Pee-wee's Playhouse on netflix.

Lying in bed, only wearing my headphones, staring at the glowing ember of a stick of Nag Champa incense, and the small amount of light it casts on the wall behind it and the ceiling tiles above. Letting waves of usually tuneless chaotic music pull me through an obstacle course of emotions, and then peace.

Yup, I just made you think of me naked.

This is actually me most nights, especially if my roommate is having loud sex and I need to drown it out with sounds.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm not drunk enough yet.

In elementary school I was once called the boy version of Daria. I'm still looking for my Jane.

I haven't been creative with a user name since gmail was invite only.

...I just don't know what to say to people anymore... maybe I should use some form of non-verbal communication, like interpretive dance..

I totally signed up for monthly donations to UNICEF cause the canvasser was super cute.

As a kid I once stuck a clear Lego space antenna behind my eye. Didn't hurt or get stuck or anything.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're Patti Smith.

"Loaf with me on the grass.... Loose the stop from your throat,
Not words, not music or rhyme I want.... Not custom or lecture, not
even the best,
Only the lull I like, the hum of your valved voice."

Or if you want to run away together to be poets and start a rock and roll band. I'll be Tom Verlaine and you be Richard Hell. Or the other way around. I don't care.

You want to build shrines to a pantheon of new gods we dreamed up, and convince people they are real.

You want to teach me how to kayak. Or how to sail.

You're Marceline The Vampire Queen.