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24 / M / Straight / Single
- Last Online
- Today – 11:05am
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Strictly anything
- When drinking
- Other, but not too serious about it
- Libra, but it doesn’t matter
- Working on space camp
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
- Likes dogs and likes cats
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
I'm always getting up there a bit cooking-wise (more "proctologist-turned-heart-surgeon" "up there" than "nose-picking" "up there"), and am a fairly skilled drawer, a contributor of r/writingprompts, a master debater, a pretty good sunfish sailor, and am an esteemed drunken conversationalist. I've also recently spent a year apprenticing as a custom cabinet maker, which left me with a number of manlyish skills (and a big bag of tools.. no this isn't a dick joke or something), such that you may actually forget just how little facial hair my soft girly face is capable of hosting.
Things I'm markedly *not* good at: Snapping my fingers, accents, musical rhythm, stealing kidneys from hobos, not listening to Pete Yorn when drunk, liking football, and hula-hooping.
I have been told twice on the same day (endearingly) that I am one goofy motherfucker.
When I go to a bar/liquor store, usually the impression is that I have some pretty good connections in the fake id community. I am all that is 17-year-old looking.
I have the tendency to be somewhat entertaining, but I'm working on it. Should be down to zero entertainment value in no time at all.
Honorable mention: that my fly is open.
I fucking love Shogun by James Clavell, and ASOIF. Brand New. I sort of still have a lingering thing for Fear Before the March of Flames from highschool. I like getting stoned and observing cinematography. Of course I like Breaking Bad and the League. Jeff Buckley is lovely. Lately there's been a good amount of Okkervil River and Ryan Adams up in this bitch. Arcade Fire the Suburbs, on repeat.
Food. On Food and Cooking is my bathroom reader, and I will eat just about anything that won't cause me great bodily harm or discomfort, twice. Single-malts and good beer are a given.
9 year-old me requests a shout-out for Calvin and Hobbes, Hitchhiker's Guide, and the Far Side.
I'm fascinated by ironic facts, corruption, and the ugly side of human nature. The ugly is beautiful to me, it's more realistic than shiny, pretty things. Hardcore drugs, criminal methods, government corruption, special operations in WWII, ridiculous dictators, espionage, and pathophysiology may all seem like dreadfully morbid subjects, but to me, learning about them is akin to the satisfaction of a quiet girl reading poetry in a coffee shop.
I like learning about those things, but more often than not, on long car trips I'm usually mowing over subjects like biotechnology/transhumanism, legal/social philosophy, technology (nano/medical/comp), eastern philosophy, ethics, and social sciences (oddly without crashing). It would appear that the action of shoving whiskey/wine and snazzy cured meats in my gullet is likely to cause rambling about all of these things in a significantly disorganized fashion.
Absurdism, humanism and buddhism.
Just kidding. I'm probably at work, taking the powerful veiny dick of the kitchen printer, hard, until 12am, at which point I'm reborn through fire and caffeine into the form of "BRYAN, DESTROYER OF SOBERNESS, CONSUMER OF SCOTCH", trying to catch up with my 9-5 buddies.
Whenever I stay at someone's house after a night of drinking, I wake up early and find a pen and notepad, and spend five minutes making a detailed dick drawing before hiding it somewhere in the house. Crisper drawer, tv remote battery case, keurig cartridge loader, dishwasher, etc. Don't look at me like that, I'm totally spilling my heart out here
Not quite a private detail, but an insider's one nonetheless, and something for the psych major's among you to soak up: I'm the youngest of seven, with one sister. Half my influences are sarcastic witty nerdlings, and the other half, worldly drunkards, and I love them all.
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