Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I burn easily in the sun. I get drunk quickly on a couple of drinks. I say shocking things with far too much ease and comfort. I read a lot of absolute crap when i could be reading quality. I can't do my own makeup to save myself. I like to sneak into the kitchen and do other people's dishes. But I don't like cleaning the bathroom. Money makes me nervous - having it and not having it. I love scabs and pimples - especially other people's.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

I moved out of college in order to pretend i am moving closer to becoming an adult. after three years im only about half way through the fucking degree. This one time we were at the common at uni and victoria was buying egg nog and i popped the biggest pimple ever on her back and it was great.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

telling a yarn. making you laugh. picking up irish backpackers. doing a great job at the last minute.

The first thing(s) people usually notice about me Propose an edit

i laugh LOUD. who are we kidding? they notice the boobs.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

45 + 47 stella street and everything that happened - yellow submarine - tool faith no more - anything within its use by date.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

a pair of black thongs, hugs, geek boys, my double bass, hands, the colour pink

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

contingency plans for zombie attack, who i would like to survive the zombie attack, repopulating the earth after the zombie attack.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

rehearsing with my wind symphony... and awaiting zombie attack.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

When I was about 5, I really wanted to be April and do all the Ninja Turtles; particularly michaelangelo. You know, nothing suss though or anything. More shame: I recently lent someone four grand. I'm such a jew.

You should message me if Propose an edit

extracellular debris intrigues you. or if you look like benicio del toro in fear and loathing in las vegas.

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