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  • Ages 24–33
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Last online
Aug 9
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Working on University
English (Somewhat), Other (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
So here's the deal: As tempting as it is to be generic and claim that I love having fun (duh), enjoy laughing (duh), and am living life (duh...notice a pattern), I am going to go out on a limb here. Basically I am ruggedly handsome, boyishly charming, and value someone's word above all else.
I am fiercely loyal to those few that deserve it, and (sometimes to my detriment) usually to those who do not. I am somewhat of a closet romantic, however, if this fact were to get out, my reputation would be RUINED.
I am currently a Second Class Petty Officer in the U.S. Navy, once ate 14 hot dogs in one sitting (it was a long sitting), and have given up both facebook and television for Lent at some point in my life.
Spur of the moment adventures are my cup of tea, and growing up in the Great Northwest has given me an affinity for the outdoors. Trees, mountains, and oceans are my number one choice to explore and spend time (ironic given my current location). If you know of any beautiful green areas, I would love to know about them!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
As was already explained, I am in the Navy. It is strange being stationed in the middle of America while serving a branch known to travel the ocean--but it is what it is. I am undecided on whether this will be a career or a six year stint. Afterwards I would love to be a racecar driver, but more realistically I would want to open a photography studio in a metropolitan area, and/or go back to school and study something meaningful.
I was three years in to a BS of chemistry when I realized that major was all wrong for me (read: too much math and analytical chemistry!), but now, in my infinite wisdom, have realized I enjoyed learning and cannot wait to go back.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Tying my shoes
-Driving in a spirited manner
-Preventing myself from drooling (work in progress)
-Keeping an intelligent conversation (definitely work in progress)
-Over-analyzing scary scientific theory's such as Roko's Basilisk or The Great Filter.
-Eating pizza
-Plenty of other things. You'll have to ask to find out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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That I have a sarcastic streak a mile wide... However, as I've mentioned before, I've got a chiseled jaw, and bright beautiful blues that will draw you in. But only to a point. Then you'll have to start talking to me. Hopefully I'll keep you entertained--I'm good at that.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Anything with a stronger meaning behind...

As for food, I'm a meat-a-tarian. I also enjoy Thai food on occasion (or often...whichever comes first).
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-My wits
-Something to drive for
-You (Oh Jeez, shoot me now)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
-The Fermi Paradox
-The False Vacuum Theory
-What's for dinner
-Why I keep starting home projects without finishing any of them
-The meaning of life
-Why pizza is so delicious
-Roko's Basilisk (because it's so fucking scary)
-Quantum Immortality
-Artificial Intelligence and the fact that we have emulated the brain of a flatworm--these things consist of a whopping 302 neurons!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Slumber party, nakey time, drinky drinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I just achieved 10,000 steps on my super nerdy Kim-Possible-esque wrist communicator smart-watch.

...I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours
You should message me if
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you want to. Seriously, if you're halfway attractive or intelligent (both is a plus), I'd love to hear from you!

I just got a lemon tree. If you have any idea how to keep it alive (I don't...), please tell me!

Also, definitely message me if you have actually heard of the Fermi Paradox.