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30 Astoria, NY Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
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5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Atheism and laughing about it
Post grad
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Somewhat), Polish (Somewhat), C++ (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I smell like the future. My words feel like flowers.
What I’m doing with my life
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Originally from the Chicago area, I spent the last couple years in Delaware getting my Master's degree. Now, obviously, I'm in NYC. It feels like being in Rome at the height of the Roman empire. Every day walking around this place, I feel like I'm on a movie set.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
* Asking questions like Terry Gross
* Getting stuff done, even if it's a bit half-assed and just barely meets requirements.
* Making faces like I'm disgusted.
The first things people usually notice about me
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One of my friends told me that the rhythm of my speech is a bit like ... Jeff Goldblum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Shows: I mostly watch comedy of a certain flavor, e.g. Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, Ren & Stimpy, The Upright Citizens Brigade, Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Workaholics, Jimmy Fallon, Kroll Show

I also like Breaking Bad, but I didn't start watching that show until I found out Bob Odenkirk was in it.

Music: Prince, Elvis Costello, Arcade Fire, Bjork, Todd Terje, ...
I've also been getting into some of the more recent electronic stuff coming out. I like robot music, full of clicks and whistles, like this:
or like the first song in this video:

My favorite food is the french toast breakfast they serve at Cracker Barrel. But I've been to a cheese museum in Switzerland, so I'm not completely uncultured.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
* My sister's artwork.
* My friendship with my buddies Jimmy and Matt.
* A computer. Actually, several computers, of all sizes and operating systems.
* A sense of order amidst the chaos.
* My passport.
* The chance to learn something new.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
* how to find time for anything that isn't related to school.
* all the cities I'd like to eventually visit.
* how many lifetimes I'd have to live through to learn all the math.
* what's on Reddit right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
* on a raft on the Colorado river, paddling to freedom.
* deep in the Cambodian jungle, hoping the tigers don't sense my fear.
* eating FAGE yogurt and going to bed at a sensible hour.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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That I'm 30 and I still am not entirely sure how dating is supposed to work.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
* you wouldn't mind teaching me how to Dougie.
* you listen to NPR.
* you know the robots are coming.