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29 M Newark, DE

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 8:58pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Polish (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
You're probably bored reading self-summaries, so here's a video of a dog:
What I’m doing with my life
Math study, mostly. When I'm not in class or doing homework, I like to lift weights, listen to electronic music, hang out with people in my cohort, or travel to new locations and experience new things. I've actually been learning MATLAB recently, and it's fascinating how powerful it is as a language. I'm also looking forward to the summer, in hopes that I might get to travel out of the country.
I’m really good at
* shoveling snow
* giving unique compliments
* karaoke
* memorizing numbers
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm constructed entirely out of corn husks.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows: I mostly watch comedy of a certain flavor, e.g. Kids in the Hall, Arrested Development, Ren & Stimpy, The Upright Citizens Brigade, Saturday Night Live, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Workaholics, Jimmy Fallon, Kroll Show

I also like Breaking Bad, but I didn't start watching that show until I found out Bob Odenkirk was in it.

Music: Prince, Elvis Costello, Arcade Fire, Bjork, Todd Terje, ...
I've also been getting into some of the more recent electronic stuff coming out. I like robot music, full of clicks and whistles, like this:
or like the first song in this video:

My favorite food is the french toast breakfast they serve at Cracker Barrel. But I've been to a cheese museum in Switzerland, so I'm not completely uncultured.
The six things I could never do without
1. the internet (seriously, I sometimes wonder how anything was accomplished before 1997)
2. my passport (I like to leave the country from time to time)
3. my sister's sense of humor
4. access to the university gym
5. LaTeX (the typesetting system, not the material)
6. the thing that brushes snow and ice off my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
* how to find time for anything that isn't related to school.
* all the cities I'd like to eventually visit.
* how many lifetimes I'd have to live through to learn all the math.
* what's on Reddit right now.
On a typical Friday night I am
* repairing the Hubble lens.
* dressed in a tuxedo at the Baccarat tables in Monaco.
* sneaking into the Vatican to steal secrets. Pope secrets.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I will sometimes listen to Janet Jackson, and not ironically.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
* you knew me in a past life.
* you've ever heard of Aphex Twin.
* you can guess which number I'm thinking of.