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bschmitty

29 M Minneapolis, MN

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:43pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and very serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Irish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
You might remember me as that guy who was really good at being your friend back in high school but never had the balls to ask you out. I grew out of it.

During the week I try to lay low but when the weekend comes around it's time enjoy the youth thing, although the 5:00 am nights seem to be coming fewer and farther between. The weird thing is I'm kind of liking it.

Just a heads up, nothing is less attractive to me than a person who takes him or herself too seriously. If this is one of your qualities then move along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Hoping, longing, searching for that unmistakable feeling of fulfillment and serenity that can only be met when one discovers their soul mate.

That and scrabble. Fucking love scrabble.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I sleep the shit out of Sunday mornings. No lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably the inexplicable sound of Barry White singing in the background and the persistent beam of sunlight resting solely around my body. Works wonders with the ladies but makes funerals super awkward.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
Anything:
Hemingway
Hitchens
Orwell

Movies:
Favorite nostalgia movie is Contact, but the movie I can say I love the most is Dumb and Dumber, with Blazing Saddles coming in a very close second.

Shows:
• Lost
• Game of Thrones
Bosom Buddies (which I feel is Peter Scolari's finest work. Link attached for those unfamiliar with Mr. Scolari)
• Nerd it up with some Star Trek and I'm set.

Music:
Allman Brothers
Beatles
Ke$ha

Food:
I'm currently on a strict diet of rice, chicken and anything else I find in the fridge.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Exuberance, irony, and (occasionally) self-deprecation. Then to cap off the list: food, water, and sex.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to answer these questions without sounding like a snide jerk while still appearing funny and playful.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Apparently working on my online dating profile. Did I mention I miss college a lot?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
After I met Taylor Swift in Nashville I was so giddy that I immediately had to call multiple people to tell them about it. To this day I have not yet earned back my man card.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–31
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You enjoy walks on the beach, intimate conversations about your feelings, puppies, democracy, women's suffrage, VE Day (not to be confused with VD Day), chocolate, or if you live in a house/apartment.

If you're homeless then it's a deal breaker. Now get off of the computer at the public library. You're making the knowledge smell like Listerine and shame.