I always feel like these are an opportunity to back-door brag about oneself, and that makes me uncomfortable so I'm going to let my good friend Ryan Gosling write this for me;
Hey, this is Ryan Gosling, writing in behalf of my best friend, Brandon. Where to begin, I mean... he's everything to me. I owe him for where I am today. He's the one that not only told me to get into acting, but has coached me on every movie I've been in. Remember the Notebook? Well I was struggling to grasp the character and I'll never forget what Brandon said to me; he said, "Ryan. Be passionate and get rained on sometimes." Boom. He was right. Box office magic. Remember when I take my shirt off in 'Crazy, Stupid, Love'? No, Brandon was not my body double... he refused, but I was feeling insecure about it and he told me, "No Ryan. I will not just give you a fish to feed you for a day (by being your body double)... I'm going to train you until your body looks exactly like mine." Boom. That was ME in that shot. Not Brandon. Me. He did it. He got my body almost identical to his. Alright, Brandon is gonna kill me for telling you all of this, he's gonna feel totally embarrassed, but I just want people to know the impact he's had on me, and that he's the best guy I know. I wish I was him. He hates when I say that, because he says I have a lot going for me, but still. He's the best. Okay, I could go on for days but better end this. I just... I just love him. That's all.
- Love Ryan Gosling

I'm actually thinking about going back to school. Not for a masters or PhD but like the way Adam Sandler did it in Billy Madison... doing all the grades over. That seemed like a fun idea, and he made some friends along the way.

being poor. Some people are bad at it, and they become gross and loud. I am usually able to cover up my poorness by saying things like, "no, get anything on the menu you'd like, don't worry about it. How about chips and artichoke dip? You don't want that? Have you tried it? Let's get it, it's delicious. Look, we are splitting chips and artichoke dip, got it!? It IS enough. It is. It's all you can eat chips. It's plenty. Fill up, because we don't want to leave room for dessert, or entrees." Stuff like that.

is when I was a kid my favorite game was dodgeball on the trampoline.

Books: not to sound like some pompous jerk or anything but you give me pretty much ANY classic, sit me in front of a cozy fireplace, and I will just... be asleep instantly. And when I do finish whatever book I will probably say, "I mean it was fine, but a CLASSIC? I don't get know about that." Movies: Any sort of Noir. Shows: TV noir. Music: usually just soundtracks from film noir. Food: you know, the classics. And corn on the cob. Is that a classic yet? It will be. It's so good!

1. Well the first thing I would obviously wish for more wishes.
2. cell phones. Otherwise I'd have to make eye contact with humans and use mouth words for interactions and my own expressions for feelings instead of emoticons. No thanks.
3. Toddlers and Tiaras. Too many parents these days just let their kids simply do whatever they want. No ambition. They don't care at all about putting them into beauty pageants. It's sad.
4. candy
5. Homeless people. Well, no I could do without those. Never mind.
6. corn on the cob. Classic.

how much time I've wasted on the previous questions thus far.

... couldn't tell ya, cuz I won't remember! Am I right!? Woo! Weekend! Cruuuuunk! Someone high five me.

Okay, THIS type of question is why I hate these things. This question is so leading. It is a blatant attempt to PRY out of people whether they have HIV or not. I will not answer this. Message my inbox if you want to know.

you want someone who can just like... be chill, ya know? But also can be serious and pragmatic. But notwithstanding the fact he isn't afraid to chill out at times too. And if you want someone who can treat you right... but not like he's a wuss ya know? Like I will treat you wrong sometimes too, but then make it right eventually by being chill about it, because as mentioned a little bit ago I have that trait. Is being chill a trait? See just asking that is showing my pragmatism. So... you pretty much get the full spectrum with me.