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26 Collingwood, Ontario, CA Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 19-23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Nov 6
5' 10" (1.78m)
Body Type
A little extra
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
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Part of being a complete marketing nerd is that I have a solid grasp of how communication works, something that I hope to share in common with my special someone. It’s okay to be shy, but just make sure you don’t leave my messages unanswered. Oh yeah, I’m a marketing nerd FYI. Personal Sales and Brand Management are my two most favourite aspects of the marketing world. Also fails, marketing fails are hilarious because not only do these people mess up but they spend millions of dollars to do it. After reading this and sending me a message (even if just to say hi), look up what happened when Coca-cola first tried to introduce Coke to China. I promise giggles or at least a “WTF?”.

I am a gamer and love every bit of it. You don’t necessarily need to be one yourself but I would like to chill with someone who wouldn’t mind joining me in a game or two. Also, I would be interested in learning how to play poker if you could shed some light on the subject. I tried the whole “play-poker-online” thing but lost interest. And, as with most gamers, I like zombie lore too. My escape plan is to head to Australia! :D

I like anime although I don’t own very much of it. Soul Eater, Bleach, Full-Metal Alchemist, Sgt. Frog and Koreha Zombie Desuka make my list of must-see series. Other cartoony things I enjoy include Looney Toons, Adventure Time and

I have recently gained an interest in snowboarding. Working at a ski resort affords me free lessons and rentals, both of which I took advantage of over the past winter. I'm not very good at it yet but at least I can make it down the hill without crashing... more than 2 times... average?

I can be serious when needed, I do work in sales afterall, but I’m very energetic when I’m at my happiest and I know that sometimes I can come off as child-like. I don’t think that’s a bad thing, because I’m just awesome like that, and I hope to meet someone who can share that kind of energy. Gotta keep up with me, I go all night ;) ... I also like inappropriate humor and lame jokes :P

I guess I should put down what I’m looking for. I currently live in Wasaga Beach and feel a little stuck and a little lonely. I would love to meet someone simply to have someone to do things with. Go see movies, go to the mall, such shenanigans. I am more of a relationship guy when I'm in my element and I thrive when with people whom I can trust to help me grow as a person and want the same in return (I guess it comes with the whole marketing thing :p) but it's not what I'm actively looking for as my goal is to eventually move back to the city and I'm not a fan of heartbreaking. (Really, who is?)

I’m very easy-going and open-minded, so as long as we share some common ground I would love to get to know you better. I would describe my perfect match as my best friend, someone who I can share all my games, all my triumphs and all my defeats with. Also cuddling… I like cuddling. But first thing’s first, right? Send me a message, lets chill sometime. :)
What I’m doing with my life
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My entire life's goal is to be happy and make other people happy. Just as simple as that.

Career-wise, marketing has been my occupational field for my entire life up until this point. My career's mostly been split between communications and sales. I've worked as an advertising assistant in a local newspaper, volunteered as Marketing Director for a college organization, worked a few retail jobs, and even tried an outside sales contract. Currently, I'm looking for new work in a communications position once more as well as working a very awesome job in Info and Res at Blue Mountain Resorts.

I currently live with family in Wasaga Beach. I used to live on my own in Kitchener but ran into financial difficulties. My current goal is to find something that lets me move back to the KW area. I miss my friends and that brief whiff of satisfaction that came with actually progressing in life. Until then, whatever gets me through the day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
A funny thing about me is that the things I like are things I'm not very good at. I like video games but aren't very good at them (for the amount of time I spend playing them anyway :P). I like Anime but am not very deep into fandom and can't draw at all. And I like marketing but still work loser jobs. Soooooo I'm good at not-being-good at stuff, it seems.

Although I'm rarely any good at the things I do, I still put as much as I can into them. I seek leadership roles in my online games try my best to keep things in good humor.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes. They're a really nice shade of green and they turn a little gold if I'm tired. I'm not sure why.

Also my hat. I love accessorizing when I get the chance and you'll usually find me in a stonkingly great hat when I'm out.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I've never been much of a reader but I enjoy manga. As for movies, I like action stuff. Jurassic Park, Sherlock Holmes, Land of the Dead, things of that nature.

Food... is heaven. I love sweet and fruity tastes. There are just so many foods I like, but faves are honey garlic chicken wings and pizza.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
#1 - My internet access. Yup.... I love my magic box that tells me anything I would like to know.

#2 - My steam games. I love those things.

#3 - Pizza. The world's most lovable food.

#4 - Microwaves. A simply awesome invention.

#5 - Very comfy socks. I have sensitive feet. :P

#6 - Love and companionship. That's why we're all here afterall, right?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I try to find neat little distractions to occupy my thoughts and time. I recently took up fishkeeping and have an aquarium of little fishy friends. I made a lets play channel yon youtube to preserve some good times with friends. I like to think about these things and others.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At home, playing my video games after work... Again; why we're all here, right? :P
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I blush extremely easily and it will, with no doubt, amuse you. It has for everyone else.
You should message me if
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You're looking for a silly, geeky and sweet guy. As friends or hopefully something more. Shoot me a message :)