Seriously though: I grew up abroad so I have all sorts of odd gaps in my cultural knowledge that are fun to fill in. I think science is really cool. I like watching sports in bars and getting really belligerent when my team wins. I like learning about how messed up the U.S. political economy is because, apparently, I like being angry. I stay up late. I go hiking and canoeing as often as I can. For someone who never practices, I'm really quite good at table sports. If you want to understand my world view, watch this 30 second clip: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEUh4FZIf8E .
I'm currently hoping all or any of that sounds interesting.