bsmith4360
29 Boston, MA
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My self-summary
My interesting hobby is writing and performing comedy. I've also done some vocal performance, plays, and played the sax through college (never a marching band kid though). I picked up the guitar over the last few years, but I've never performed.

My less interesting hobbies are TV, movies and video games. I love to wax intellectual about the finer points of pop culture.

Beer is good. Wine is good. Scotch is good. Tequila is the devil.

I love things that are bad and dumb as much as I love things that are great and smart. It's the things in between that bore me.

You cannot beat me in a competitive pun run, but you are welcome to try.

I'm a bit of a not so closeted nerd. I don't wear it on my sleeve, but I don't exactly hide it either.

I'm attracted to girls that are independent, smart, funny, witty, and a little bit sassy. I don't want someone who needs me, I want someone who chooses me knowing full well she would be fine without me.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I'm a mechanical engineer. I have my own cubicle... it's ok to be impressed.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, dancing poorly, karaoke, making obscure pop culture references, bad puns (in the best way possible)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
movies: Snatch, Grand Budapest, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Whatever Works, Big Fish (Most things Tim Burton)

TV: Fargo, GoT, Halt and Catch Fire, Mr. Robot, Man Seeking Woman, You're the Worst, The Office, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, South Park, Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Psych, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation.

Music: Ben Folds, Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters, Guns n Roses, Outkast, Presidents of the United States of America

Books: I tend to go hot and cold with the time I spend reading, but in recent years I've gotten through the GoT books, freakonomics, 1984, some poorly written series about children fighting to the death...
The six things I could never do without
1. Free time
2. A creative outlet
3. An excuse to do something stupid
4. Background noise (how else will I drown out my own thoughts?)
5. Deadlines (adds to the thrill of procrastination)
6. Take-out
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Bad rap lyrics. It blows my mind the types of insane thing professional artists will put on an album and say "yup, nailed it." (Did you know there is a lyric in "Gettin Jiggy wit It" in pig Latin? Because there is)
On a typical Friday night I am
Pleasantly doing nothing in particular - I tend to keep pretty busy during the week.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I put hot sauce on my pb&js... Don't judge, it's delicious. Also apparently I have the dietary habits of a 10 year old.
You should message me if
You're secretly hoping that I message you...
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