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27 M Cambridge, MA

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5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
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Relationship Type
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Holy god, my profile was generic. What say we try again and start with the assumption that I like the same things that everyone likes (Surprise! I like having fun, whoda thunk it?). I'm still waiting to find a person who says they have a terrible sense of humor ("The things I find funny are hysterical!"... duh).

I'm originally from Rochester, New York, moved to Boston in 2010 after graduating from Purdue (bonus points if you know where that is). As a result I spend a fair amount of time cursing my lack of Big Ten Network, but I don't seem to care enough to pay for it. Being from upstate New York makes me a Bills fan (you heard me), and I can't stand the Patriots. I don't mind if you're a Pats fan, as long as you don't mind arguing about how Tom Brady is overrated (he is). I'm not sure it's possible to live in Boston without supporting at least ONE of the sports teams, so I have adopted the Celtics (seems like they need some love). I'll root for the Sox and Bruins, and the games are fun, but I can't seem to care enough about either sport to actively follow them.

My sense of humor is probably best defined as a casual sarcasm. I like to say ridiculous things as casually as possible and just wait for people to notice and react. My mind goes to some pretty random places at times, and I say ridiculous things pretty often.

I'm always looking for excuses to get out of the house and try new things. Recently I've been doing some rec leagues, but I'm in the market for a new hobby (any suggestions?). My hobby this past year was learning to play guitar, which I'm still playing but I'm looking for something new to shake things up. Before that I was actually doing stand-up comedy for a while ( an example of my previously mentioned sense of humor), but I got a bit burnt out on fighting/begging for stage time.

It seems that the longer I spend writing this, the more boring and monotonous it sounds, so I'll cut myself off. Suffice it to say that I'm an interesting and exciting individual who is exactly who you're looking for (trust me, I'm a guy on the internet).
What I’m doing with my life
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By day I'm a mechanical engineer. I do R&D type work. I have my own cubicle... it's ok to be impressed.
I’m really good at
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Making people laugh, dancing poorly, karaoke, making obscure pop culture references, bad puns
The first things people usually notice about me
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Not sure, but the second thing people tend to notice is that I'm not who they thought I was... Most commonly people are surprised to learn I'm an engineer (due to moderate social competency) and that I'm not a douchey frat guy (apparently I look like one?)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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movies: Snatch, Garden State, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Whatever Works, Big Fish (Most things Tim Burton)

TV: The Office, Always Sunny, Arrested Development, South Park, Louie, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Psych, Modern Family, Parks and Recreation.

Music: Ben Folds, Barenaked Ladies, Foo Fighters, Guns n Roses, Outkast, Presidents of the United States of America

Books: Just finished Freakonomics... couldn't put it down. Just now getting back into reading after college, got any recommendations?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I put hot sauce on my pb&js... Don't judge, it's delicious. Also apparently I have the dietary habits of a 10 year old.
I’m looking for
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  • Ages 21–26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
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