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bsswishe

39 M Indianapolis, IN

My Details

Last Online
Aug 13
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Other (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello! Welcome to my profile. Now kick back with a bourbon with a silly straw and read up on me. If you like what you read, then send me a message. Maybe we are a match!

I am a burlesque performer, which means I know more than I would like about eyeliner. Burlesque is like having a shiny, caring, alcoholic family around you.

I get out quite a bit and hang out and perform. I am often out with friends. I also like to stay at home, cook a nice meal and lay on the couch with someone while watching a movie. A warning: I am a movie quoter.

I do play video games, but sparingly. I usually get in one afternoon per week. I also like non-super hero comic books. Transmetropolitan is my all time favorite.

I am always trying to make friends laugh. I can be a bit of a smart ass, but not out of spite. I am honest to a fault. If someone asks my opinion, I am always honest.

I am very affectionate. I like holding someone close. I really like kissing. Whoever I date must enjoy being held and kissed. I know that sounds odd, but I have been with those who are not into being touched.

I am legally married, but we live separate lives. We have been doing so for three years. She has a boyfriend and they are very close. We are still friends. She wishes me the best with anyone I may meet. We are still together because I need health insurance and my work does not provide anything good. Yes, I do have single marked in my profile, this is because OKC does not have a "separated" choice. Open relationships are totally different than being separated.

If you have questions and or think we would be a possible match, please feel free to contact me.
What I’m doing with my life
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During the day, I manage a warehouse. I also am a burlesque performer. Burlesque is a huge part of my life. It is lots of fun and makes me very happy.

I like to exercise, but not at gyms. I like to go mtn biking, camping, race karts or just play in the snow. As I mentioned before, I cook. I also tend to my garden.

I like to travel around the states. I like the city of Memphis and go there every year. I like going to small diners and getting the special.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am a really good at cooking. I also am good at woodworking. Also plotting world domination.... wait... I mean petting kittens.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The mustache!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite books: Anything by Lewis Black, Jules Verne, HG Wells, books about historical figures. Books about hysterical figures. Graphic novels by Garth Ennis, Warren Ellis, and Frank Miller.

Movies and TV - there are really too many to mention, so I will hit a few highlights:
Foreign films: Sympathy for Mr Vengeance, Oldboy, Amelie, MicMacs, Zatoichi, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (all three).

Comedies: Most Mel Brooks and old Woody Allen movies, Caddyshack and Blues Brothers, Kentucky Fried Movie, Vacation, Naked Gun and Top Secret

Action films like Kill Bill, Jackie Chan movies, and westerns.

Science Fiction/Fantasy like Star Wars, Star Trek, Serenity, Fifth Element, Battlestar (the newer version), LOTR, Farscape, Batmans (except Batman Forever), X-Men, Alien, Ironman and such.

Amime: Cowboy Bebop, Ninja Scroll, Ghost in the Machine, Samurai Champloo, Macross Zero, and Appleseed.

Food is a passion of mine. I like meat. I have a barbecue pit on a trailer. I like sweets and candy. I like stews. I like pizza. I like tacos. I like buffalo wings. I like high class joints and greasy spoon diners.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Friends, movies, my cats, music, nature, and learning.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I think about so many topics. I am a wonderer.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Lately, I have been out with my friends every Friday.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
For a guy who takes his clothes off on stage, I am actually very shy offstage.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 29–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
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You are someone who is adventurous and likes to try new things. Someone who is just as happy in jeans and a tee as they are dressed up.

I am looking for someone with a body style slim to a few extra pounds.