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bteot

22 / M / Straight / Single

Toronto, Ontario, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Jan 28
Ethnicity
Undeclared
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on college/university
Job
Student
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, French (Poorly), C++ (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I try to cultivate a rounded set of ridiculously specific interests; programming, music (production, photography and critique), lit and philosophy snobbery and other miscellaneous geekdoms. I'm a big fan of perspectivism, the broader, multifaceted picture is the clearest (excluding psychonautical excursions).

I love horror, a good scare is just like a good cry.

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What I’m doing with my life
I'm doing my undergrad at U of T for software engineering, but on my resume I'll put it down as 'wizard'. I learn arcane lore to produce magical (hopefully useful) things.

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I’m really good at
remembering all the stupid stuff we liked in the 90s. Do you remember Sam and Max or The Maxx?

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The first things people usually notice about me
I am a wellspring of trivial knowledge, and almost always cross legged when sitting. I also seem to lack the mental checkpoint that stops decent people from bringing up necrophilia in mixed company.

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Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Muzak: Black metal, country, hip hop, electronica, jazz, noise, just about anything really. Ask me! Off the top of my head a few records I liked this year:

Tim Hecker - Ravedeath, 1972
Boris - Heavy Rocks II
Shlohmo - Bad Vibes
James Blake - S/T
Death Grips - Exmilitary
Bibio - Mind Bokeh

Books: I love me some cosmic horror a la Lovecraft, and grumpy German dudes like Freddie Nietzsche.

TV: I love Peep Show because the cringe factor hits so close to home. Right now I'm going through The Larry Sanders Show on Netflix, and it's pretty much the total package -- you laugh, you cry.

Movies: I like art films when I can muster the attention span for them, but horror is my brain candy.

Food: Soup, soup. A tasty soup soup. A spicy carrot and corriander. Chili Chowder! Croutons Croutons! Crunchy friends in a liquid broth.

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The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

1. Wikipedia. How pissing contests resolve themselves at bars.
2. My shitty bike gets me to the aforementioned bars.
3. My dumb cat.
4. Probably friends, but I'd rather not have to find out.
5. The wire-porn that is my stereo.
6. Fried things.

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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Barenaked Ladies were on to something "just starting at the ceiling tiles, and I'm thinking about oh what to think about." Other times it's fun to weigh my head down with existential and epistemic thoughts about qualia and other fun tongue twisters.

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On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling back, maxin', relaxin'.

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The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I stole Philip's Gushers fruit snacks in the second grade and got away with it.

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I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20-23
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, short-term dating, long-distance penpals
You should message me if
...you like monster cereals or monster songs.

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