There's more to all of us than just a paragraph. I'm a guy of the
rare 'worth getting to know' variety. As for anything that makes me
more unique, well, you'll just have to ask to find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I'm an architect, which means I'm slowly making the world
a lesser place despite my protests. I enjoy it for now but would
like to move on to do other things later on. I'm currently trying
to illustrate a type of fairy tale.
I’m really good at
Making friends, especially with dogs. Insulting people without them
noticing, again especially with dogs.
I'm also a good cook and a phenomenal bowler. I have a strong
history of butchering hallowe'en costumes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm the spitting image of my evil twin brother.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In general I tend towards the wannabe intellectual side of things
(documentaries, science books, journals, nat geo, etc) as oppossed
to the more typical stuff (tv series, novels, fiction, etc). That
said I really enjoy stories and love American writers like
Bukowski, Ginsberg, Hunter Thomson, Keraouc and what have you. I
also have a thing for Ancient Greece and am convinced that
Aristophanes was completely out of his mind.
Oh, and I just read The House of Leaves, it is fantastically
demented and yeah, you just have to go read it.
The six things I could never do without
Something to think about.
My goose whistle.
Something new to learn.
An impending sense of doom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I had a goat for a best friend then I could steal and drink
people's cans of beer, and then the goat would eat the cans and
then I'd be like "what cans?" and completely get away with it.
On a typical Friday night I am
hoping to find an opportune moment to strangle a goose. I mean sure
I've strangled other animals, and I've done nasty stuff to geese
(who hasn't?) but I've never gotten around to strangling a goose.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You should message me if
You know a load of Simpsons quotes, if you're mentally stable, and
if you know any good cocktail bars, and also if you know any spots
where geese hang out.