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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 25-32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Apr 13
5' 8" (1.73m)
Body Type
Average build
Doesn’t have kids
English, French (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
There's more to all of us than just a paragraph. I'm a guy of the rare 'worth getting to know' variety. As for anything that makes me more unique, well, you'll just have to ask to find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I'm an architect, which means I'm slowly making the world a lesser place despite my protests. I enjoy it for now but would like to move on to do other things later on. I'm currently trying to illustrate a type of fairy tale.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making friends, especially with dogs. Insulting people without them noticing, again especially with dogs.

I'm also a good cook and a phenomenal bowler. I have a strong history of butchering hallowe'en costumes.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the spitting image of my evil twin brother.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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In general I tend towards the wannabe intellectual side of things (documentaries, science books, journals, nat geo, etc) as oppossed to the more typical stuff (tv series, novels, fiction, etc). That said I really enjoy stories and love American writers like Bukowski, Ginsberg, Hunter Thomson, Keraouc and what have you. I also have a thing for Ancient Greece and am convinced that Aristophanes was completely out of his mind.

Oh, and I just read The House of Leaves, it is fantastically demented and yeah, you just have to go read it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Good company.
Something to think about.
My goose whistle.
Something new to learn.
An impending sense of doom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I had a goat for a best friend then I could steal and drink people's cans of beer, and then the goat would eat the cans and then I'd be like "what cans?" and completely get away with it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
hoping to find an opportune moment to strangle a goose. I mean sure I've strangled other animals, and I've done nasty stuff to geese (who hasn't?) but I've never gotten around to strangling a goose.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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This is how I walk to work.
You should message me if
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You know a load of Simpsons quotes, if you're mentally stable, and if you know any good cocktail bars, and also if you know any spots where geese hang out.