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btfmooney

30 M London, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
Jul 21
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Okay)

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My self-summary
There's more to all of us than just a paragraph. I'm a guy of the rare 'worth getting to know' variety. As for anything that makes me more unique, well, you'll just have to ask to find out.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently I'm an architect, which means I'm slowly making the world a lesser place despite my protests. I enjoy it for now but would like to move on to do other things later on. I'm currently trying to illustrate a type of fairy tale.
I’m really good at
Making friends, especially with dogs. Insulting people without them noticing, again especially with dogs.

I'm also a good cook and a phenomenal bowler. I have a strong history of butchering hallowe'en costumes.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm Canadian. I'm not Canadian, but everyone seems to think I am when they meet me. Perhaps it's my collection of stuffed Canadian geese.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In general I tend towards the wannabe intellectual side of things (documentaries, science books, journals, nat geo, etc) as oppossed to the more typical stuff (tv series, novels, fiction, etc). That said I really enjoy stories and love American writers like Bukowski, Ginsberg, Hunter Thomson, Keraouc and what have you. I also have a thing for Ancient Greece and am convinced that Aristophanes was completely out of his mind.

Oh, and I just read The House of Leaves, it is fantastically demented and yeah, you just have to go read it.
The six things I could never do without
Good company.
Something to think about.
My goose whistle.
Something new to learn.
Laughter.
An impending sense of doom.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
If I had a goat for a best friend then I could steal and drink people's cans of beer, and then the goat would eat the cans and then I'd be like "what cans?" and completely get away with it.
On a typical Friday night I am
hoping to find an opportune moment to strangle a goose. I mean sure I've strangled other animals, and I've done nasty stuff to geese (who hasn't?) but I've never gotten around to strangling a goose.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
You know a load of Simpsons quotes, if you're mentally stable, and if you know any good cocktail bars, and also if you know any spots where geese hang out.