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btowers

33 M Portland, OR

My Details

Last Online
Mar 5
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aries
Education
Working on two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Hebrew (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
music student, mermaid, INFP
What I’m doing with my life
I live with my best friends and we make music all day and eat pizza and drink lots of coffee. Bunch o' mothafuckin ninjas.
I’m really good at
karaoke, making pizza, playing punk-rock on the ukulele
The first things people usually notice about me
rainbow dreads (rattlesnake hair-wraps)
perplexing facial expressions (I have a perma-smirk from nerve damage... and a pretty cool facial scar from surgery)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books? Haha. All my reading is in instruction manuals and forums to learn how to make computers make disgusting noises. I did read the first Harry Potter though. And I welcome recommendations.

“This bowl of lukewarm tapioca represents my brain. I offer it in humble sacrifice. Bestow thy flickering light forever.” - Calvin (to the TV)

South Park, Adventure Time, Daily Show & Colbert, TYT, PBS Idea Channel, nerdy science videos, Sesame Street, Disney, Pixar

Movies? Once again, ain't nobody got time for that. Too large of a block of time to commit to unless I have something to occupy me at the same time, like cuddling.

Ukuleles, Grunge, and EDM give me eargasms
Lately I've been blasting Die Antwoord everywhere I go.
My all time favorite band is Primus. Nirvana. Frank Zappa. Chopin.
Not much jazz. Very little bluegrass or reggae. Too happy. I like violent, depressing music. Like Beethoven.
Qawwali is like my little secret treasure. I play the harmonium, and they've got that shit down like nobody else. Not to mention the insane rhythms, vocalizations and dynamic intensity...

Pizza, whiskey, titties & beer

"And there is no aspect, no facet, no moment of life that can't be improved with pizza." - Daria
The six things I could never do without
pizza, various instruments and lube
I spend a lot of time thinking about
creeps. why so many people are, why I am not, and how I can possibly distinguish myself from them. i hear about all the awful messages you have to deal with and i seriously can't understand why people think that shit's gonna get them anywhere except *maybe* with someone who doesn't actually appreciate them for who they are. because if what you're putting out is something fake... that's probably what you're gonna get back.

polyamory. i've never tried it, and i have to admit that i still don't really get it. my idea of a fulfilling relationship is one where two partners are fully committed to each other. so i'm trying to learn more about polyamory so i can better understand.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a teddy bear named Burt who sleeps with me.
I have *other* toys too ;)
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Come sing karaoke with me! I could do it every night of the week, but it's more fun if I'm not going out by myself. My favorites are Karaoke From Hell and Baby Ketten.

follow me on tumblr haha
http://fluffyshow.tumblr.com
(SFW... mostly, i think)

Here is my silly ukulele channel
My brand-new dubstep album is on iTunes and Spotify
(released August '13)
Most recent tracks here:
https://soundcloud.com/bombasticdubstep