32 New York, NY
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My self-summary
I'm a Pennsylvania transplant who after living in the city for six years is amazed at how sheltered my life had been before moving here. The city has a way of forcing you to broaden your horizons, in the best way possible. That being said, I'm close to my family and often go home for some much needed space, a home-cooked meal, and hopefully a round of golf.

Maybe not the best way to pitch myself, but I should warn you up front that.....I don't have a special talent, and I don't play an instrument, I don't watch many classic movies, and I don't exclusively read Hemingway, Kerouac, Joyce, etc... Maybe someday I'll get to them...... But I am a very honest, pretty humorous (you can reserve judgement), intelligent, and understanding person. I also have irrational confidence in the strength of my taste in movies, TV, and music. I can be sarcastic, but I'm not trying to be mean. I'm pretty laid back, but not afraid to speak my mind if I feel the need. We'll get along if you don't take yourself too seriously.

I'm a big sports fan.........but amazingly I don't need to talk to you about them or even care if you're interested in them. You just need to let me watch them on TV every once in a while. Especially during football season.

While I'd like to say my Sundays always consist of being adventurous, if I've been out late and the DVR is full..... it may be difficult to get out of the apartment for anything other than a bagel and coffee.

Soccer when I can.......gym a couple times a week..........whiskey on the rocks just as often.

An outdoor dinner with friends on a nice night is my happy place.
What I’m doing with my life
Making sure old ladies have enough money to continue to live in luxury.
I’m really good at
Looking serious when I'm not, making a grilled cheese sandwich, Tecmo Super Bowl, dancing badly to 80s music, people watching
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm really intimidating.

That's a lie.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Goldfinch, The Brief Wondrous life of Oscar Wao, Animal Spirits, Freedom, 1776, The Bourne Identity.

Shawshank Redemption, Home Alone, Usual Suspects, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Christmas Vacation, Tarantino.

Peaky Blinders, House of Cards, The Wire, Community, Mad Men, FNL, Game of Thrones

The War on Drugs, Future Islands, Geographer, Friendly Fires, M83, Broken Bells, The Black Keys, Atlas Genius, so much 80s music.
The six things I could never do without
whiskey on the rocks
Music on the go
Family gatherings
Salty snacks
Philly Sports
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'd do if I won the lottery besides opening an amazing mini-golf course.
On a typical Friday night I am
Happy hour with friends, into dinner with friends, into friends convincing each other to stay out later than necessary. Repeat.
You should message me if
This is a silly endeavor in trying to let you know who I am or convince you why I'm interesting in an online profile. Hopefully its enough for you to decide if you want to find out a little more about me. Questions are welcome.