Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Profiles. Mreh. I can't fit me in this little box...but ill
Apparently I'm an "ISTP" ...This is a thing, I guess. Seems almost
I'm kind of awesome. Currently working less on career-stuff and
more on being a better version of myself. Being happy is pretty
important.like the deep-down real kind of happy. I lovelovelove
animals, all kinds of critters. And plants....I guess I have an
affinity for living things. I'm terminally awkward...this is very
important to my me-ness. Generally, I'm the loud fun one when I'm
with a group of good friends, but I'm super shy at first, no lie.
I'm geeky and I know it. I'm a chunky monkey, but I don't mind too
much....if you mind, might as well move along :)
I'm a super sarcastic person, I crack lots of jokes, but I'm good
at being serious when It's necessary. I'm discovering that writing
a profile via phone is somewhat difficult....thank goodness its not
I've been through many misadventures in life, and I try to take
from it whatever I can. Learn, learn what I love, learn what I
hate, and learn how to make life the best it can possibly be. It's
a work in progress, but such is life.
I also hate filling out profiles, so message me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I currently work as a clerk for some medical billing company, its
pretty nifty. I want to eventually work in low income housing as a
liaison between financially struggling families and housing
Before all that, I worked at FedEx in the airplanes and then I
drove for a year. Pretty cool experience, honestly. Miserable and
cold, but badass at the same time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Getting caught dancing like a fool in various public places.
Car-aoke. Get it?.... And snuggling. So much snuggling.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My red hair or blue eyes I think....I couldn't tell ya.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: number the stars, jack the ripper:case closed, necromancer,
hunger games, and others
Movies: lots....brain isn't working. Mostly funny films
Shows:metalocalypse, hunger force, grays anatomy, scrubs, criminal
minds, so many.
Music: absolutely anything I can sing to, dance to, or relax to.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What other people are thinking, the movement of atoms, and the
existence of the multiverse. And pokemon...:( don't judge.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
....the weekends Im either sleeping, beaching, bar-ing (karaoke
night is the shit), cleaning, working at a wolf hybrid rescue or
putting in some extra hours at work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm from parkland, so I really have no shame in going to the store
in my pajamas. I come home after working all day, I wanna be
comfy....then I'm Just about to sit down when I realize I need to
grab a few things from the store. No way in hell am I going to put
alive-people clothes on. I just can't justify it. Mostly just yoga
pants though. Thank baby Jesus for yoga pants.
You should message me if
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You're loaded with awesome and can hold a conversation. And if
you're NOT just looking for booty. Just sayin.
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