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38 M Rock Ferry, United Kingdom

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Other, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Entertainment / Media
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm arrogant, selfish, narcissistic, I have literally no sense of humour, and I like to sautee baby cats in hot oil, which is part of my business plan to start up a fast food franchise; Unlucky Fried Kitten. In other news I can sometimes be sarcastic.

John Lennon once said "we're all Christ inside and we're all Hitler inside, the idea is to work on the good part of you" He wasn't specific on which was which but I'm gathering he meant Jesus, so I'm currently conducting experiments in how to turn water into wine. Fairly sure that will attract the right sort of girl :P
What I’m doing with my life
I'm currently working nights as a Hotel receptionist, while on the side I help with an internet TV show, and I've not long started as a supporting artist or an 'extra' to you and me :) The dream is to follow the Andy Millman route and write/direct my own stuff.
I’m really good at
I love writing, so hopefully I'm pretty good at that. I also like video editing, and I think I'm better than average at that. As a person I'm very diplomatic and highly empathic (at least that's what all these tests say).
The first things people usually notice about me
Considering I'm currently under instruction to not cut my hair or shave, probably the fact I'm beginning to resemble a Yeti. Although that's not a permanent thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker, Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, Junky by William Burroughs, Pimp (The story of my life) by Iceberg Slim, Great Apes by Will Self, Mildred Pierce by James M Cain, Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Movies: Audition, It's A Wonderful Life, The Hairdresser's Husband, The Sting, Dancer In The Dark, The Killer, Naked, The Music Of Chance, 12 Angry Men, Rope

Shows: Breaking Bad, Would I Lie To You, Anything with Charlie Brooker or Chris Morris attached to it, Friends, Monkeydust.

Music: The Doors, The Jam, The Beatles, Lyrics Born, Dead Kennedys, The Cure, Wu-tang Clan, inevitably anything Mike Patton has been near, Fugazi, Blackalicious, Sebadoh, Pavement, Sonic Youth, Stone Roses, The Smiths, Bjork, all sorts really.

Food: Jerk Chicken, Madras, Paella, Fajitas, Rib-eye Steak, Chilli Poppers (if you don't know what they are, they're breaded chillis stuffed with cream cheese), Battered Haggis, Biltong, Bacon, Chorizo.

Obviously these lists aren't exhaustive.
The six things I could never do without
Family, Friends... that's all I need really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the Universe and Everything (not the book). How I am going to meet goals and targets I've set myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Depends, might be working, might be out in bar having a drink, may be watching a comedian, could be sitting in the house twiddling me thumbs or doing something else like watching a film or reading a book... I wouldn't say my Friday nights are THAT predictable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't own a TV (not really private, but I understand some folk think it a tad odd).
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think we'd get on