My self-summary eh, hmmmm well essentially I'm a good guy, I'm intelligent and fairly ambitious but thanks to the former quality, little things like ethics and that, I'm unwilling to stomp all over people in order to get where I want to be, which apparently is a prerequisite in the line of work I want to be successful at... but I'm quite determined to prove you don't need to be a twat in order to make it. All in all I'm a very happy person, although it would be nice to find that girl that not necessarily completes me but can take that feeling of happiness to the next level.

I'm currently working nights as a Hotel receptionist, it's part-time and pays the bills, but I'm also a partner in a video production company and also do some camera work for an online TV show called The Redmen TV. The ambition is to write and direct my own films though.

I love writing, so hopefully I'm pretty good at that. I also like video editing, and I think I'm better than average at that. As a person I'm very diplomatic and highly empathic (at least that's what all these tests say). I'm good at disassociating myself from a problem, and thinking logically about stuff. I'm also very good at deciding to do something, and then getting distracted and end up doing something else completely unrelated.

The shapes I'm throwing on the dance floor... shapes that haven't even been conceived of as yet, I hear there's mathematicians in London trying to come up with new names for them.

Books: Catch 22 by Joseph Heller, The Great and Secret Show by Clive Barker, Norwegian Wood by Haruki Murakami, Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, Junky by William Burroughs, Pimp (The story of my life) by Iceberg Slim, Great Apes by Will Self, Mildred Pierce by James M Cain, Johnny Got His Gun by Dalton Trumbo, The Great Gatsby by F. Scott Fitzgerald.

Movies: Audition, It's A Wonderful Life, The Hairdresser's Husband, The Sting, Dancer In The Dark, The Killer, Naked, The Music Of Chance, 12 Angry Men, Rope

Shows: Brass Eye, Breaking Bad, Would I Lie To You, Charlie Brooker's Screenwipe/Gameswipe/Newswipe, Charlie Brooker's TV Ruined Your Life, Friends, New Girl, Monkeydust (needs to come back).

Music: The Doors, The Jam, Lyrics Born, Dead Kennedys, The Cure, Wu-tang Clan, Mike Patton, Fugazi, Blackalicious, Sebadoh

Food: Jerk Chicken, Madras, Paella, Fajitas, McDonald's Breakfast Wraps (sooo wrong but sooo tasty), Eggy Bread, KFC Zinger, KFC gravy, Biltong, Bacon.

It was top tens wasn't it? :P

Family, Friends, Music, Liverpool FC, Food, Comedy

The past, the future... but I'm doing my best to try and get out of those habits and think more about the present. The past's gone, the future hasn't happened and will be affected only by what happens in the here and now.

Depends, might be working, might be out in bar having a drink, may be watching a comedian, could be sitting in the house twiddling me thumbs or doing something else like watching a film or reading a book... I wouldn't say my Friday nights are THAT predictable.

I think I'm probably too honest for my own good at times... or just aware I'm cack at lying :P

I also don't own a TV.

You're open-minded, liberal, adventurous, spontaneous, honest, intelligent, creative, loving, affectionate, non-judgmental, funny and well just go with your gut, if you think we'd get on then contact me, if I've contacted you it would be nice to get a reply if only to let me down gently :)

Oh and if you like horror films, unless you just watch Twilight and think that counts, sparkly vampires are NOT vampires but some folk like the shimmering undead, whereas others (like me) think that those who like the shimmering undead should be tied to a sun lounger in the blistering 40 degree Mexican heat for a few hours to see if they shimmer :)