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buddha_bubba

39 Barcelona, Spain Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 12
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Status
Single
Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm arrogant, selfish, narcissistic, I have literally no sense of humour, and I like to sautee baby cats in hot oil, which is part of my business plan to start up a fast food franchise; Unlucky Fried Kitten.

John Lennon once said "we're all Christ inside and we're all Hitler inside, the idea is to work on the good part of you" He wasn't specific on which was which but I'm gathering he meant Jesus, so I'm currently conducting experiments in how to turn water into wine. Fairly sure that will attract the right sort of girl :P
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm teaching English to poor unsuspecting Spanish students in Barcelona. My mission is to spawn an entire generation of Spaniards who speak English with scouse accents... A worthwhile cause up there with anti-fracking and earth conservationism I'm sure you'll agree.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I love writing, so hopefully I'm pretty good at that. I also like video editing, and I think I'm better than average at that. As a person I'm very diplomatic and empathetic, well so says myers-briggs anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Now I'm in Spain that I'm English. They can spot it a mile off, which makes walking down las ramblas a huge pain in the rectum.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: I don't read as often as I should or I'd like but my favourite writers are Haruki Murakami, Will Self, Roald Dahl, Ian Banks, Clive Barker and Oscar Wilde... an eclectic bunch I'm sure you'll agree :-)

Movies: I love horror films and love stories (not to be confused with romcoms).

Shows: sitcoms, comedy panel shows, great drama (eg. Breaking Bad or Afterlife), satire. Don't care for reality tv shows bar come dine with me, the apprentice or coach trip and even then I can take 'em or leave 'em

Music: I'm kinda stuck in a mid 90s - 2005 timewarp, although still love hip hop, rock and roll, soul, ska, punk, dance, ambient indie... pretty much everything bar country & western and generic chart music.

Food: I like Spanish, Italian, Indian, Chinese and Caribbean dishes. I just like spicy, tasty food and will try anything so long as it doesn't feature on a reality tv show as a task :-P
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Family, Friends... that's all I need really.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, the Universe and Everything.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends, might be working, might be out in bar having a drink, may be watching a comedian, could be sitting in the house twiddling me thumbs or doing something else like watching a film or reading a book... I wouldn't say my Friday nights are THAT predictable.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't own a TV (not really private, but I understand some folk think it a tad odd).
You should message me if
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You think we'd get on.