Really, I'm just thinking about getting enough down here to get a stamp of approval and move on. It's not really "I hate talking about myself" stuff like other people lean on, because I don't. It's fun to talk about what you're into, that's why you're into it. I think it's just unnatural to jot this stuff down, it's so one-sided, there's no discussion. True, if you're looking at this you want to know about me, so this might be a disappointment. But I think I wanna wait til I can elaborate in a conversation. Plus this way there's mystery, and I think girls are attracted to that. But then I suppose if my girl barometer were that finely tuned, I probably wouldn't be single. I mean look at this thing. Is it even on? Are the batteries dead? What's that symbol? Is it - is that a "check oil" symbol? And what is that rattling noise? I don't think they're supposed to do that. I am so screwed.

I'm a web designer during the day. I like it, it's a nice combination of creativity and logic.

During my own hours, I sketch and paint, with dreams of one day writing my own web comic, either one-offs or a long continuous story. I ride my bicycle quite a bit, and when I get bored of that I try to find some other form of exercise that I enjoy, since it's a lot nicer to exercise when you're doing something you actually enjoy, or even obsess over. I've played a shit ton of video games, and hopefully will continue to do so for the rest of my days. They're fun and adventurous, and they let me interact with my people very frequently. Why wait til the weekend to be with your friends when you can squeeze in an hour of fun whenever you want?

I'd say that covers the stuff that I do on a regular basis. There's other stuff like traveling, and I'd like to do that more, but I figure this box is for getting a good impression of how I spend most of my days.

There's so much to say on this stuff, I could go on forever. Why even bother trying to fit it in here.

Maybe I'm reading this too literally, but I'm having a hard time nailing this down. Like I use the internet for all kinds of stuff, but I can easily see myself unplugging. It would even be refreshing.

Point is, there isn't much that I couldn't live without, only forms of suffering that I am willing to endure, things that I treasure when I have them and long for when I don't. There are only things that you "could never do without" until you have to do without them, and you realize just what they are to you and who you are for wanting them.

Or whatever, I could just say mint chocolate chip ice cream.

In the winter I tend to hibernate by myself. I have no problem devoting a lot of time to some movies or video games, some times online with friends. The summer brings me out of my shell more. Going out downtown is hit or miss. Some times I get sick of people and regret going out but other times I just have an absolute blast. Nothing unusual there I guess. I surround myself with some interesting individuals though, so I'm also perfectly content with an all night backyard bbq. Bonus points if there's some kind of fire pit and music.

Nothing too unusual, I know. Would that change in a relationship? Probably. I think there'd be more excitement to get up and go, break the norm, if it was with someone else. But I'd still be ok with all the hibernation stuff, just ya know, naked. Seriously, what's wrong with a night at home, minimally clothed, some entertainment like movies or a chess board, and intermittent sexy-time? Life could be worse, I think.

Rihanna - Umbrella is probably the best song I've heard in years.

After reading a bunch of profiles here and on other dating sites, I wanted to give my opinion on some stuff that should be avoided. It's just my opinion though, so take it however you want.

1) Avoid this: "I like going out to clubs, or just throwing on some sweats and staying in to watch movies!"

Wow, you like to do the two most common activities for singles 18-50 (WARNING: I just made up that statistic). Let's all agree to assume that we all enjoy drinking and/or dancing and watching movies, so if you're going to describe who you are in a couple sentences, leave out that part. Tell me about the little unexpected things that make you happy like peeling a clementine or getting a package in the mail. I happen to love both of those.

2) AVOID THIS: "I LOVE TO WRITE IN ALL CAPITALS!!! DO YOU LIKE TO WRITE IN ALL CAPITALS?!?!?"

It's hard to read and is a major internet faux pas.

3) Avoid this: "No more GAMES! No more PLAYERS! I want someone I can TRUST!"

Being able to trust someone should be the foundation of any human relationship, not something you list as a virtue. It's not a quality to be trustworthy, it's just a characteristic of being a good human being. Passion, creativity, ambition - these are good qualities. When some doofus treats you like crap, don't list "doesn't treat me like crap" as something you look for, list the things about the doofus that attracted you to him. If you get hurt again, dust yourself off and start over.

4) Avoid this: "I'm a kind, caring, funny, driven, sexy, schmexy type of girl."

Look, it's a common theme here that I'm attracted to intelligence and creativity, and this string of adjectives screams the opposite. You might as well write "I'm a bland, uncreative, ordinary, average, caring type of girl". Put some thought and time into what you write.

5) Avoid this: "I'm outgoing. I'll try everything once."

Whatever you're trying to say with that sentence, it's not what you're saying, or at least it's not what guys are reading. They're reading "I do it up the butt". Sorry, I struggled to find a non-abrasive way of saying that, but no luck. Regardless, that's what we think. If that IS what you meant to say, then forget I mentioned it and good luck with that. Or just say "I do it up the butt". I suspect that what you're trying to say is that you think of yourself as being fearless, that the idea of something new (unrelated to the butt) excites you. Well tell us that. Tell us a story about a time when you showed no fear and living your life excited you. It's like in Stand By Me when the little fat one says "You guys want to see a dead body?". The rest of the guys did NOT say "Sure, I'm outgoing. I'll try everything once."

6) Avoid this: "I'm 5 feet tall... I love dogs... I have a face..."

Am I meant to think that you pause and reflect after every sentence? The poor ellipsis got the wrap that it implies thoughtfulness and depth. Use it after every sentence and surprise, it no longer means that.

7) Avoid ALL of the following words:

Laid back: What does that even mean? You know how to sleep? You like to relax? What kind of sick psycopath doesn't like relaxation?
Yankees/Red Sox: I - just - don't - care.
Games/player/playa: See #3.
Just one of the guys: It's not true, so don't say it.
Any words that are not your own: Quotes tell me nothing about you. I'd rather read something stupid that you wrote than something you read and thought was clever.

I'll edit this if I think of anything else.

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UPDATE: I've gotten a couple messages that mention my rant being a little intimidating, and it shouldn't be. I spit that stuff out just to be funny and a maybe a little helpful (not that it isn't all true). You'll find I'm pretty easy to talk to, so don't hesitate to speak up.