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27 Chattanooga, TN Woman


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I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 23-35
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Nov 18
Seeing Someone
5' 0" (1.52m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Doesn’t have kids
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I enjoy camping, rock climbing, and caving. I dabble in hiking, paddling, four-wheeling, etc. I attempt to spend most of my weekends doing an outdoor hobby, and I am always interested in trying new sports.

I'm kind of goofy; I make a lot of bad jokes, and then proceed to laugh at them just so someone will. I also sneeze loudly. That might be a deal-breaker for some.

Caffeine makes me weird. Sleep deprivation also makes me weird, but more importantly, it makes me a terrible driver. Alcohol, on the other hand, makes me incredibly friendly. Some girls complain that I get handsy with them. I do.

Liquor? I barely know her!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I moved to Chattanooga for mountain accessibility. I will be voluntarily unemployed for at least the month of October, if not also November, to commit myself to rock climbing.

As of October 10, I have a severely sprained ankle due to a climbing accident and will not be very active. So much for that vacation I'm on.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being blunt and tactless. I have no filter.

I am also pretty good at groan-worthy puns.

If you see a walking stick moving around, you'd say he's LUMBERING. Ahahahaha! That's a knee-slapper.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I will talk about almost anything, whether it's appropriate or not. And, if I am comfortable, I am loud and boisterous. When I am uncomfortable, I am quiet and reserved.

I burp often. Sorry. I also cuss a lot. Fuckin' sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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*A Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones books, for those who follow the show)
*Lord of the Rings
*The Hobbit
*Ender's Game/Ender's Shadow/Speaker for the Dead
*Most Michael Crichton books
*Bram Stoker's Dracula
*The Odyssey
*Ishmael, which is inspiring
*American Psycho
*The Once and Future King
*American Gods
*Clan of the Cave Bear
*Snow Crash
*Dune (first book only)
*Kurt Vonnegut

*Lord of the Rings
*Army of Darkness
*Pulp Fiction
*Miyazaki films
*I Heart Huckabees
*Ichi the Killer
*American Psycho
*Swan Princess, mehehehe
*Black Sheep (horror)
*Jack Frost (horror)
*Cabin in the Woods
*The Thing, In the Mouth of Madness, and Dreams in the Witch House, Dagon (all very Lovecraftian)
*Death Proof
*Wes Anderson films
etc. etc. I really enjoy movies, but most of the "horror" films that I enjoy are comedic

*Doctor Who
*How I Met Your Mother
*Stargate SG-1
*Elfen Lied
*Parks and Recreation
*Game of Thrones
*Battlestar Galactica
*Joss Whedon has the Midas touch
*Peep Show
*Arrow and The Flash

It's a bit eclectic. To name some artists: Florence + The Machine, of Montreal, Michael Jackson, The Knife, Oingo Boingo, Blind Guardian, Finntroll, Opeth, The Glitch Mob, Aesop Rock, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Depeche Mode, David Bowie, The Faint, The Shins, etc.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
In no particular order:
1. Pizza
2. Something to read
3. Vegetables om nom nom
4. Activities
5. Time outdoors
6. Stacks of sleep on top of themselves
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How nice it would feel to be a cat curled up on a warm spot.

My next (mis)adventure.

Bad jokes, puns, and plays on words.

Where in the newspaper would you find a listing of dead planets? In the orbituary!

Quitting my job to climb real hard.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Usually packing for adventure or on my way to adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I am an open book. Ask me almost anything (AMAA).
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want a friend in adventure. Climbers appreciated! I want to crush some dang rocks.