27 Chattanooga, TN
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My self-summary
I enjoy camping, rock climbing, and caving. I dabble in hiking, paddling, four-wheeling, etc. I have also begun strength training at a local fitness gym after sustaining an ankle injury. I attempt to spend most of my weekends doing an outdoor hobby, and I am always interested in trying new sports.

I'm kind of goofy; I make a lot of bad jokes, and then proceed to laugh at them just so someone will. I also sneeze loudly. That might be a deal-breaker for some.

Caffeine makes me weird. Sleep deprivation also makes me weird, but more importantly, it makes me a terrible driver. Alcohol, on the other hand, makes me incredibly friendly. Some girls complain that I get handsy with them. I do.

Liquor? I barely know her!
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Being blunt and tactless. I have no filter.

I am also pretty good at groan-worthy puns.

If you see a walking stick moving around, you'd say he's LUMBERING. Ahahahaha! That's a knee-slapper.
The first things people usually notice about me
I will talk about almost anything, whether it's appropriate or not. And, if I am comfortable, I am loud and boisterous. When I am uncomfortable, I am quiet and reserved.

I burp often. Sorry. I also cuss a lot. Fuckin' sorry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
*A Song of Ice and Fire series (Game of Thrones books, for those who follow the show)
*Lord of the Rings
*The Hobbit
*Ender's Game/Ender's Shadow/Speaker for the Dead
*Most Michael Crichton books
*Bram Stoker's Dracula
*The Odyssey
*Ishmael, which is inspiring
*American Psycho
*Clan of the Cave Bear
*Dune (first book only)
*Kurt Vonnegut

*Lord of the Rings
*Army of Darkness
*Pulp Fiction
*Miyazaki films
*I Heart Huckabees
*Ichi the Killer
*American Psycho
*Swan Princess, mehehehe
*Cabin in the Woods
*The Thing, In the Mouth of Madness, and Dreams in the Witch House, Dagon (all very Lovecraftian)
*Death Proof
*Wes Anderson films
etc. etc. I really enjoy movies, but most of the "horror" films that I enjoy are comedic

*Doctor Who
*Stargate SG-1
*Elfen Lied
*Parks and Recreation
*Game of Thrones
*Battlestar Galactica
*Joss Whedon has the Midas touch
*Peep Show
*Arrow and The Flash

It's a bit eclectic. To name some artists: Florence + The Machine, of Montreal, Michael Jackson, The Knife, Oingo Boingo, Blind Guardian, Finntroll, Opeth, The Glitch Mob, Aesop Rock, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Depeche Mode, David Bowie, The Faint, The Shins, etc.

The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:
1. Pizza
2. Something to read
3. Vegetables om nom nom
4. Activities
5. Time outdoors
6. Stacks of sleep on top of themselves
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How nice it would feel to be a cat curled up on a warm spot.

My next (mis)adventure.

Bad jokes, puns, and plays on words.

Where in the newspaper would you find a listing of dead planets? In the orbituary!
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually packing for adventure or on my way to adventure.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am an open book. Ask me almost anything (AMAA).
You should message me if
You want a friend in adventure. Climbers appreciated! I want to crush some dang rocks.