I grew up in New Jersey and went to college in North Carolina.
Among other things, I am addicted to cheese and bulldogs. I have a
great group of friends who like to get rowdy - it's impossible to
predict what my friends and I will get into and it makes for some
amusing stories. I'm spontaneous, easily entertained and
adventurous. I hate when people fart in my presence. Poor grammar
and improper spelling irritate me, so please don't bother to
contact me if you can't speak properly or spell correctly. I also
get extremely annoyed when a slow walker gets in my way.
What I’m doing with my life
Zoo member. Working woman. Cheese chef. Wine maker. Mom walker.
Happy hour lover. Shopping addict. N64 professional. Hoodrat shit
with my friends.
I’m really good at
Watching Lifetime movies. Telling ridiculous stories that will make
you feel better about your life. Blogging. Eating large quantities
of food. Getting drunk at inappropriate times. Existing as an
upper-middle class citizen. Dressing up for white trash bashes.
Wearing jorts. Traveling/taking strange excursions. Loving America.
Coming up with witty names for my Spotify playlists. Navigating
The first things people usually notice about me
Tall and friendly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Gone Girl, Hunger Games series, How to be a Woman, I Hope They
Serve Beer in Hell
I also enjoy reading magazines
Everything on Lifetime, The Town, Billy Madison, Knocked Up,
Wedding Crashers, The Bachelorette
Honey Boo-boo, Drugs Inc. Girls, Shameless, Californication,
Catfish (Don't dupe me catfish), Teen Mom
Cheese, Mac n' Cheese, Grilled Cheese, Sliced Cheese, Cheese
boards, Cheese balls, Cheesy bread, crabs, scallops, hummus,
risotto, sushi, quesadillas, Red Lobster, bagels, pizza, Taco Bell
The six things I could never do without
2. The Zoo
3. My ADD Meds
4. Eating outdoors
5. Sunday Fundays
6. My greywolf spirit hood
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The next time I am going to get drunk
Places I want to visit
Where hotdog meat comes from and what's in it
Bulldogs (French and English are my favorites) and what I would
name my bulldog and if they make dog clothes to fit over their wide
How my life could be a lifetime movie
On a typical Friday night I am
Getting white girl wasted with my friends and probably sending
shameful text messages.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Occasionally I wake up cuddling jumbo slice pizza
You should message me if
you can appreciate the abbreviation LIT, enjoy eating or you think
you have more outrageous stories than I do