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bummernlazarus

31 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 5:04am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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From RI, schooled in DC and living in Brooklyn for the past five years.
What I’m doing with my life
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Working for an international non-profit, writing comedy and petting as many dogs as I can.
I’m really good at
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Petting dogs. Seriously.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably my face?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The correct answer is "The Princess Bride."
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rube Goldberg Machines are the best.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Writing, dogs, the Electoral College.

I just finished Twin Peaks so that, too.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Amongst friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I've been to two cat fashion shows.
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