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bummernlazarus

31 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:53pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Politics / Government
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
From RI, schooled in DC and living in Brooklyn for the past five years.
What I’m doing with my life
Working for an international non-profit, writing comedy and petting as many dogs as I can.
I’m really good at
Petting dogs. Seriously.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The correct answer is "The Princess Bride."
The six things I could never do without
Rube Goldberg Machines are the best.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing, dogs, the Electoral College.

I just finished Twin Peaks so that, too.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been to two cat fashion shows.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
that's a thing you'd like to do.