39 San Diego, CA
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My self-summary
I'm a native Southerner, but I don't have an accent, so I get away with it.
What I’m doing with my life
I did once have a real job. I swear it. I had to "be at work on time," and I was required to "dress like an adult." But my employer didn't believe in direct deposit. So I quit that real job, moved across the country, and decided to hide out in school again. Now, I'm writing up a dissertation, and I'm teaching. My new best friends are piles of reading and piles of grading.
I’m really good at
Making terrible puns. Following through on bad decisions. Being pithy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books, movies, and music are all too elevated for me. As for television: The West Wing (especially the first 3 seasons), Freaks and Geeks, The Wire, Girls (seasons 1, 3, and 4), and Countdown. And clear eyes, full hearts!

I never miss National Donut Day. Southern California's great for donuts. I'm also pretty weak for root beer floats. Wings, donuts, and root beer floats -- the perfect diet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It was very tempting to be honest: my body type is "used up." And I was disappointed that relationship type had only to do with monogamy. I was hoping to click "clingy", "mostly using silence to express anger", or "of convenience".
You should message me if
You like the Uptown beer places, pedanticism and the serial comma. You have a good reason to prefer including periods and commas inside quotation marks.

Or you are ready to teach me how it is done at games -- especially Bananagrams or Set.

Or if you want to go on a beer run.