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burkhart2

30 Chicago, IL Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Today – 8:16pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French

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My self-summary
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Open, available, funny, fun. Looking for friends, a good time, a funtivity, something to do. Nothing too serious, but who knows what becomes of what happens until it happens?

I'm an adult, but definitely don't think I'm grown up. Like, all my bills get paid, i grocery shop, I have health insurance, but really I'm just a big kid. I like to have fun, i don't get angry at life because that's no way to live. I think Buddy the Elf says it best, smiling's my favorite.
What I’m doing with my life
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I am in a transitional period, recently finished grad school, left milwaukee to work in Chicago, trying new things and attempting to put myself out there.

Recently earned my CPA licensure for the state of Illinois. Inground pool soon to be! Also very exciting, closely following USAML. Way to work it boys.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Spinning. Always being able to see the bright side of life. Are you similar? Can you be my spinner?

Responding to messages and questions.

Playing apples to apples.

Mathematics and doing taxes.

Riding my bike with booze in my basket, backpack, rack and/or arms. Oo oo, also in my system!

Trivia.

Getting along with everyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Height, goofiness, smile, I make myself laugh a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, Will Farell, comedies, action, suspense, thriller.

The Office, Archer, Game of Thrones, Duck Dynasty (it makes me happy, happy happy), Shameless, Price is Right, but i still don't like Drew Carrey. Parks and Rec. New Girl. Criminal Minds.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, I love that shit.

Mystery shots.

Ren and Stimpy.

My bike, errr bike-cycle that is.

Taco Bell grande meals.

Steady income stream. I realize money isn't everything, but as someone who hasn't had a roof before......um, paying for one to be there is pretty great.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Gah!! About what to full all these boxes with. Other than that? Hypothetical situations, vacations, math problems, star wars, how something I'm looking at reminds me of something completely unrelated and then I'll laugh and I'll get asked what's so funny, and i have to say "Er um, something really dumb, and you won't think it's funny" but then i tell them anyways and they don't think it's funny and then get mad at me. And then I'll think of that, and laugh again.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Friday...right, Friday. That's the one that happens before and after the ones that I try to enjoy myself and meet other fun people right? Hmm well then on Friday I'm probably either doing exactly that again, or practicing for doing that again on Saturday. I'm not sure?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Sometimes I play with my Lone Star, Dark Helmet and Princess Vespa dolls.
You should message me if
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Fun.