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burkhart2

29 M Grayslake, IL

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:26pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French

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My self-summary
Open, available, funny, fun. Looking for friends, a good time, a funtivity, something to do. Nothing too serious, but who knows what becomes of what happens until it happens?

I'm an adult, but definitely don't think I'm grown up. Like, all my bills get paid, i grocery shop, I have health insurance, but really I'm just a big kid. I like to have fun, i don't get angry at life because that's no way to live. I think Buddy the Elf says it best, smiling's my favorite.
What I’m doing with my life
I am in a transitional period, recently finished grad school, left milwaukee to work in Chicago, trying new things and attempting to put myself out there.

Grown up ways, thiiiiis close to CPA licensure. Inground pool soon to be! Also very exciting, closely following USA soccer club qualifying for Brazil 2014. let's go boys!
I’m really good at
Looking on the bright side of life.

Responding to messages and questions.

Playing apples to apples.

Math.

Riding my bike with booze in my basket, backpack, rack and/or arms.

Trivia.

Getting along with everyone.
The first things people usually notice about me
Height, goofiness, smile, I make myself laugh a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Star Wars, Nightmare Before Christmas, Will Farell, comedies, action, suspense, thriller.

The Office, Archer, Game of Thrones, Duck Dynasty (it makes me happy, happy happy), Shameless, Price is Right, but i still don't like Drew Carrey.
The six things I could never do without
1. My little sister
2. Friends
3. My bike-cycle
4. My pet cat, Lunchable
5. outside
6. Funtivities, guacamole, doing karate in the garage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Gah!! About what to full all these boxes with. Other than that? Hypothetical situations, vacations, math problems, star wars, how something I'm looking at reminds me of something completely unrelated and then I'll laugh and I'll get asked what's so funny, and i have to say "Er um, something really dumb, and you won't think it's funny" but then i tell them anyways and they don't think it's funny and then get mad at me. And then I'll think of that, and laugh again.
On a typical Friday night I am
If i can find something to do on the train ride home I'm in! Otherwise i usually get home and am ok with laying low.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I play with my Lone Star, Dark Helmet and Princess Vespa dolls.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–33
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating