Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! I'm a person who does stuff, like making Tacos. Tacos are
awesome. I walk to work, with a bit of metro excitement along the
way. Generally, metro makes me sad, but the walking is nice. Along
the way there are a lot of fountains that I would like to dance in,
but I'm worried that it would get my pants dirty. I like wearing
clean pants at work.
Oh and here's what I do all day: I work as a research assistant for
the government, while also working on a Masters in Applied
I graduated from College Park a year go, the school with the red
terrapin that should be feared. I'm planning on sticking around
this area for at least a couple more years. Maybe even longer! Not
sure, as I haven't even figured out what I'm having for dinner
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Well, there was that whole working bit. That mostly involves
programming and making data hold still for long enough to get some
useful information so my bosses can write papers. They like to
write papers because they are worried about perishing from lack of
Otherwise, my life an eclectic hodge-poge of random adventures.
There are a lot of fun little bars like that one that's pretending
to be a prohibition-era speakeasy or the one where everyone is
dressed like a pirate. The Natural History Museum rocks my world
and I'm trying to make friends with the sea turtle at the Baltimore
Aquarium with the missing arm. I also like hiking because trees,
birds, and rocks are surprisingly fun to be around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making Tacos.
- Eating Ice Cream with entirely too much Chocolate.
- Finding the comfortable couches at Ikea (Hint: KIVIK is where
The first things people usually notice about me
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People always comment on how I move my hands a lot when I talk, but
what else are my hands to do? Maybe I should take up whittling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Lies My Teacher Told Me
Guns, Germs, and Steel
The Dresden Files
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
All the Batman Movies (but some more than others)
Anything on Nickelodeon in the 90s
Basically the 90s
Pretty much anything with meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone. It helps me find buildings I'd like to be in.
Oxygen. Oxygen definitely helps.
Chocolate-chip Cookies. Ones that are soft on the inside but
crunchy on the outside. Those are good.
My wallet, for it contains a number of helpful items such as cash.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is there a law against throwing dance parties in fountains? If not,
why are there not more dance parties in fountains? This is one of
the most pressing issues of our times!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to a bar with friends. Staying in and watching a movie or
playing video games.
Occasionally, I throw the party. Generally, they are fun and
involve dancing. My friend brought glow-sticks to the last one.
Glow-sticks make everything better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Dobby's funeral in the middle of the 7th Harry Potter movie
destroys me. Every. Time.
You should message me if
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You want to do fun stuff, potentially with me, potentially with Ice
Cream. I like Ice Cream. I rarely message people, so shooting me a
message is probably your best bet for getting in touch.
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