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burrito-mania

25 M Silver Spring, MD

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Jul 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Skinny
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hello! I'm a person who does stuff, like making Tacos. Tacos are awesome. I walk to work, with a bit of metro excitement along the way. Generally, metro makes me sad, but the walking is nice. Along the way there are a lot of fountains that I would like to dance in, but I'm worried that it would get my pants dirty. I like wearing clean pants at work.

Oh and here's what I do all day: I work as a research assistant for the government, while also working on a Masters in Applied Economics.

I graduated from College Park a year go, the school with the red terrapin that should be feared. I'm planning on sticking around this area for at least a couple more years. Maybe even longer! Not sure, as I haven't even figured out what I'm having for dinner tonight.
What I’m doing with my life
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Well, there was that whole working bit. That mostly involves programming and making data hold still for long enough to get some useful information so my bosses can write papers. They like to write papers because they are worried about perishing from lack of publishing.

Otherwise, my life an eclectic hodge-poge of random adventures. There are a lot of fun little bars like that one that's pretending to be a prohibition-era speakeasy or the one where everyone is dressed like a pirate. The Natural History Museum rocks my world and I'm trying to make friends with the sea turtle at the Baltimore Aquarium with the missing arm. I also like hiking because trees, birds, and rocks are surprisingly fun to be around.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Making Tacos.
- Eating Ice Cream with entirely too much Chocolate.
- Metro-surfing.
- Finding the comfortable couches at Ikea (Hint: KIVIK is where it's at)
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People always comment on how I move my hands a lot when I talk, but what else are my hands to do? Maybe I should take up whittling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books:
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Harry Potter
Lies My Teacher Told Me
Peanuts
Guns, Germs, and Steel
Foundation
The Dresden Files

Movies:
Star Wars
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Train Man
All the Batman Movies (but some more than others)
Harry Potter

TV Shows:
Dr. Who
Mad Men
Community
Anything on Nickelodeon in the 90s
ST: TNG
Get Smart
Battlestar Galactica
Rome
Dexter

Music:
Basically the 90s

Food:
Pretty much anything with meat.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My phone. It helps me find buildings I'd like to be in.
Hilarious People.
Oxygen. Oxygen definitely helps.
Good books.
Chocolate-chip Cookies. Ones that are soft on the inside but crunchy on the outside. Those are good.
My wallet, for it contains a number of helpful items such as cash.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Is there a law against throwing dance parties in fountains? If not, why are there not more dance parties in fountains? This is one of the most pressing issues of our times!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Going to a bar with friends. Staying in and watching a movie or playing video games.

Occasionally, I throw the party. Generally, they are fun and involve dancing. My friend brought glow-sticks to the last one. Glow-sticks make everything better.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dobby's funeral in the middle of the 7th Harry Potter movie destroys me. Every. Time.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You want to do fun stuff, potentially with me, potentially with Ice Cream. I like Ice Cream. I rarely message people, so shooting me a message is probably your best bet for getting in touch.