I try not to get too hung up on gender and sexuality, but I do. I'm a fluid person who's into just about everything. You can see me fist-bumping my bros at the climbing gym with my nails painted, or just having a night out with the girls (dancing, of course).
By all means, send me a message :) I only bite with consent. You know, that nice big fleshy shoulder muscle that's just perfect for it. Flattery may get you everywhere. Dumb messages won't get you very far.
What am I looking for? A long-term committed poly relationship with someone who's awesome. Let's be safe, consensual, ethical sluts together! I'm also here to find friends as well as kink and play partners.
I <3 rock climbing! Interested? I'll show you the ropes. Yeah I just did that. Apologies all around. Let me make it up to you?
I hate hate hate hate watching sports on TV. I love cooking and entertaining and firepits and co-operative games and gossiping and long walks. I'm one of the world's worst gardeners, but that doesn't stop me from trying. I once grew the cutest little watermelon family. This year I had too many tomatoes. Please dear god people take some tomatoes.
Fall is my favorite season. The trees, so pretty. And crunchy leaves! Winter's my second favorite. Come skate with me as soon as the ice freezes over. Bundling up and going out in a blizzard <3 especially when there is real hot chocolate and a movie waiting at home. The best thing about winter is the cuddling. It's the only season that I'm big into watching all of the Netflix.
Smart people turn me on. Reading is sexy.
I like art a lot. I occasionally make pretty things.
I tend to get along best with alternative, geeky, queer, and nerdy people.
I love adventure. I'm kinda surprised I'm not dead. I'm comfortable going out to the bar by myself, I'll make some new friends while I'm there. I'm a bit awkward (aren't we all) but often it comes off as endearing.
People tend to call me a hipster, but if I am it's unintentional. Or is that something a hipster would say? I like collecting different people's definitions of hipsterism.