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28 M Bethesda, MD

My Details

Last Online
Aug 26
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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The day after Hurricane Irene, while I was walking down to the river to survey the damage, my hat blew off my head and I chased it for 100 yards as it rolled along its brim before landing in a ditch. It was on that day that I finally became Buster Keaton, and it was amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
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By day, I am a paralegal.

By nights (and weekends), I'm running, brewing, making ice cream, baking and exploring.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering inane facts. You may want me for your trivia team?

Coming up with plausible excuses to say, "That was way harsh, Tai."

Making cheesy vegetable risotto.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
A surprising number of people have said at various times that I look like Tobey Maguire. I don't see it, but it hasn't stopped me from trying to shoot webs out of my wrists...just in case.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The World Without Us, His Dark Materials, The Phantom Tollbooth, Born To Run, The Things They Carried, Waiting For Godot, Angels In America, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, The Pillowman, Tintin, Asterix, Crime and Punishment, Jane Eyre

Last read: "The Little Prince", for the first time in a long while. Should read it again to really absorb it.

The New Yorker, Jezebel, Dinosaur Comics, XKCD, Hyperbole and a Half.

The Apartment, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bringing Up Baby, The Philadelphia Story, Tootsie, Some Like It Hot, Before Sunset, Synecdoche New York, Wings of Desire, Aliens, Children of Men, The Lives Of Others, Adaptation, Dazed and Confused, WALL·E, Se7en, Clueless, In Bruges, Lola rennt, The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Just saw "Boyhood". Staggeringly good.

Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, Sufjan Stevens, The Who, The Hold Steady, Florence + The Machine, Arcade Fire, The Replacements, R.E.M., My Chemical Romance, The Smiths, Patti Smith, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Gin Blossoms, Bob Dylan, James Taylor, X, Big Star, Neutral Milk Hotel, Muse, Into the Woods, Leonard Cohen, the B-52s, Beastie Boys, Beach Boys, Fleetwood Mac, 90's pop music

Currently jamming to "Zen Arcade" by Hüsker Dü, "Pure Heroine" by Lorde, and the original "Company" soundtrack.

Frasier, Parks and Recreation, Firefly, Arrested Development, Archer, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Stewart/Colbert, South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Freaks and Geeks, Louie.

Yogurt, granola, rice pudding, vegetable lasagna, kefir, coffee, strawberry rhubarb pie. Milksteak. I want to bake more than I do.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Does anyone actually…like Donald Trump? Why is he actually a thing?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Maybe at the movies, maybe decompressing at home with a beer and a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I love emphatically lip syncing to what ever I'm listening to on the treadmill. The best song to do this to is probably "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine. I kinda wonder if I'm making an ass of myself, and kinda don't care at all.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over. are still curious. have fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark like tinted glass.'d like to practice your German or French, even though I am very rusty. think we could be friends, whether or not you think we'd be a match, to use their words.

What was the last new-to-you album you listened to? What did you think?