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butterboy27

28 M Bethesda, MD

My Details

Last Online
Today – 2:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Law
Income
$40,000–$50,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
The day after Hurricane Irene, while I was walking down to the river to survey the damage, my hat blew off my head and I chased it for 100 yards as it rolled along its brim before landing in a ditch. It was on that day that I finally became Buster Keaton, and it was amazing.
What I’m doing with my life
By day, I am a paralegal.

By nights (and weekends), I'm running, brewing, making ice cream, baking and exploring.

Trying to make up for the bad reputation certain people have given wearing hats.
I’m really good at
Remembering inane facts. You may want me for your trivia team?

Coming up with plausible excuses to say, "That was way harsh, Tai."

Making cheesy vegetable risotto.
The first things people usually notice about me
A surprising number of people have said at various times that I look like Tobey Maguire. I don't see it, but it hasn't stopped me from trying to shoot webs out of my wrists...just in case.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Perks of Being a Wallflower, The World Without Us, His Dark Materials, The Phantom Tollbooth, Born To Run, The Things They Carried, Waiting For Godot, Angels In America, Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs, The Pillowman, Tintin, Asterix, Crime and Punishment, Jane Eyre

Last read: "The Fault In Our Stars", which was great but didn't leave me in a puddle of feelings like "Looking for Alaska" did.

The New Yorker, Jezebel, Dinosaur Comics, XKCD, Hyperbole and a Half.

The Apartment, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bringing Up Baby, The Philadelphia Story, Tootsie, Some Like It Hot, Before Sunset, Synecdoche New York (I think? it's hard to say), Wings of Desire, Aliens, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Ed Wood, Children of Men, The Lives Of Others, Adaptation., Dazed and Confused, WALL·E, Finding Nemo, Se7en, 500 Days of Summer, Clueless, In Bruges, Lola rennt, The Fantastic Mr. Fox

Tom Waits, Elliott Smith, Sufjan Stevens, The Who, The Hold Steady, Florence + The Machine, Arcade Fire, The Replacements, R.E.M., My Chemical Romance, The Smiths, Patti Smith, Radiohead, Pink Floyd, Gin Blossoms, Bob Dylan, James Taylor, X, Big Star, Neutral Milk Hotel, Muse, Into the Woods, Leonard Cohen, the B-52s, Beastie Boys, Beach Boys, Fleetwood Mac, 90's pop music

http://www.last.fm/user/butterboy

Frasier, Parks and Recreation, Firefly, Arrested Development, Archer, Breaking Bad, Downton Abbey, 30 Rock, How I Met Your Mother, The Big Bang Theory, Stewart/Colbert, South Park, Battlestar Galactica, Freaks and Geeks, Louie.

Yogurt, granola, rice pudding, vegetable lasagna, kefir, coffee, strawberry rhubarb pie. Milksteak. I want to bake more than I do.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is ______ a good choice for the environment?(e.g. taking the elevator, using plastic bags for produce, ) I think about this a lot. Though not enough to give up my iPhone or MacBook or car, apparently (I am vast, I contain multitudes).

Politics; feminism especially.

Random songs from "Company".
On a typical Friday night I am
Maybe at the movies, maybe decompressing at home with a beer and a book.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I love emphatically lip syncing to what ever I'm listening to on the treadmill. The best song to do this to is probably "Wake Up" by Rage Against The Machine. I kinda wonder if I'm making an ass of myself, and kinda don't care at all.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
...you are still curious.
...you have fingernails that shine like justice, and a voice that is dark like tinted glass.
...you'd like to practice your German or French, even though I am very rusty.
...you think we could be friends, whether or not you think we'd be a match, to use their words.

What was the last new-to-you album you listened to? What did you think?