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buttfister

30 M Walla Walla, WA

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:14pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$50,000–$60,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I just saw a pic of my friend that is CLEARLY a fake profile by some creeper.

Nonetheless I'm tryin to stay posi on this shit so I'm editing out all the smack I talked about okcupid.

That said, I'm just checkin out who's out there. If something good happens, then awesome.

ahaha also, i just edited my income to reflect new job. wonder how many more ladies will check out my profile now. ;)
What I’m doing with my life
testing the shit out of some pharmaceuticals

turning over new leaves

puttin some stank on it
I’m really good at
Everything. Seriously.

Specifically, pick up hugs, making people laugh, and putting my balls on things.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: a prayer for owen meany. nothing I've read since then has topped it. either it's great or i'm picking shitty books

Movie: eternal sunshine of the spotless mind. always.

Music: silverstein makes me happy, phantogram moves my bones around, i can't stop listening to M83

Food: any noodle based dish
The six things I could never do without
In this economy?!

1. Family
2. Friends
3. Sex
4. Interwebs
5. Booze
6. Being smart

Those are in no particular order
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Chicks, man

also, getting hardcore in save mode so i can scrooge mcduck dive in a vault of coin
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk and dance partyin to ke$ha or all the dance stuff that's too hip for me to keep up with
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a sucker for jewish girls and/or bewbs. and tats. boobtats in 2012. fo sho
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
you should message me if you want a dude-bro that will make your brain tingle and your butt melt.

and if you need me to grab you something off the top shelf or lift a heavy thing.